Lyrics: Vincent Kunert
Music: Vincent Kunert
YOU CRACK YOUR THUMBS
SIT DOWN AND RUN OVER THE HEADPHONE CORD
DROP HEAPS OF CRUMBS OF YOU SWEET BUN
DEEP INTO MY KEYBOARD
AND THEN YOU TYPE WITH THESEFINGERS THAT ARE STILL NOT CLEAN
I CAN LIVE WITH DIRTH KEYS
BUT YOU LET OTHERES TOUCH MY SCREEN
EVERY DAY I WATCH YOU LIVING THE ADOBE SUITH LIFE
MAKES ME WANT TO OFFICE MYSELF THREE SIXTY FIVE
YOU TAKEA BREAK FROM WORKING
GET UP AND LEAVE SO I'M
RELEASING SOMETHING
THAT'S BEEN LURKING
IT IS PAYBACK TIME
I'VE GOT AN UPDATE
WANT ME RESTART NOW OR WAIT
TOO LATE
YOU LEFT AN OPEN FILE
DID NOT SAVE FOR A WHILE
TURN OFF AND ON
OH NO AND NOW IT'S GONE~
DO
AS
YOU
DICTATE
YOUR ACTIONS TAUGHT ME
HOW TO HATE
PRIMATE
YOU RETURN AND CRY
LOG IN AND WONDER WHY
EDGE WONT STOP
APPEARING ON YOUR DESKTOP
YOU THINK YOU'RE WINDOWSGYVER
SINCE YOU PLUGGED INA DEVICE
INSTALLED AN ANCIENT DRIVER
AND THEN ONLY CRASHED IT TWICE
YET DON T GET IT NEEDS TO BUFFER
'CAUSE YOUR INTERNET IS CRAP
SO YOU WANT TO SEE ME SUFFER
AND GIVE ME A WIMPY SLAP
YOU PLAY SOME FANCY GAMES
CANT YOU HEAR IM
OUT
OF
BREATH
YOU WANT THOSE GOLDEN SIXTY FRAMES
:( BUT GET BLUE SCREENS OF DEATH
U A BREAK FROM PLAYING
GET UP AND LEAVE SO IM
RELEASING WHAT YOU KEPT DELAYING
IT IS PAYBACK TIME
I'VE GOT AN UPDATE
WANT ME TO RESTART NOW OR WAIT
TOO LATE
YOU LEFT AN OPEN FILE
DID NOT SAVE FOR A WHILE
TURN OFF AND ON
OH NO AND NOW IT'S GONE~
DO
AS
YOU
DICTATE
YOUR ACTIONS TAUGHT ME
HOW TO HATE
PRIMATE
YOU RETURN AND CRY
LOG IN AND WONDER WHY
EDGE WONT STOP
APPEARING ON YOUR DESKTOP
USERS FALL FOR EVERY SCAM
EACH CONTACT IN THEIR OUTLOOK
EVENTUALLY GETS HARMFUL SPAM
I FEEL LIKE A DEATH NOTEBOOK
WHAT USE IS THE BEST BARRIER
WHEN THEYRE THE VIRUS CARRIER
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
THEY CHEER THE MORE THE mERRIER
I'VE GOT AN UPDATE
WANT ME TO RESTART NOW OR WAIT
TOO LATE
YOU LEFT AN OPEN FILE
DID NOT SAVE FOR A WHILE
TURN OFF AND ON
OH NO AND NOW IT'S GONE~
DO
AS
YOU
DICTATE
YOUR ACTIONS TAUGHT ME
HOW TO HATE
PRIMATE
YOU RETURN AND CRY
LOG IN AND WONDER WHY
EDGE WONT STOP
APPEARING ON YOUR DESKTOP