Fat Cat (Dedicated to Hugo)

Lyrics: Carlos Pierce Music: Carlos Pierce Fat cat Fat cat Fata cata Fata cata Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat He's fat, he's ugly Nah, I'm kidding he's not ugly But this is dedicated to Hugo The one who loves the laundry and got married under the table with Tinka under the table (What?) But then he got worms and had to get taken to his Auntie's house (worms?) And he loves her laundry and loves eating and that made him a very Fat Cat (what are you saying?) Brown cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat (Fat cat) Fat, cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Cat Fatty watty Bing chilling I'm getting a drink man Yeah, get that Coronavirus off that Hugo-Wugo, get that- Get that Corona-boner off that gosey-nosey Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fat cat Fatta catta He's the fattest cattest This is probably the worst song on the album I think ever It's worse than the dancing triangle (oh my gosh) Fat cat Fat- Fatta catta Fattest cattest Fattey cattey Fattey cattey L'Fat cat L'Cat Fattey cattey Fattey cattey Fat Cat Hugo, dedicated to Hugo Fats cats S'cats Fash cash Fat cash F'Cat Cat fat Eat the cat, cook the cat, bake the cat, deep-fry the cat Taff tac What are you doing? Taff cac, taff cat Fat cat, fat cat Fat cat, fat cat Fat cat Don't forget to subscribe No, that's not how you do it (oh)