Lyrics: Emily Zeck/Wolfe Jackson
Music: Wolfe Jackson/Emily Zeck
Two stoplights past the run down old McDonald's
Keep your eye out for a faded neon sign
You won't need a reservation
Because I ain't never seen this dive bar with a line
My idea of a good time
Is dodging mullets left and right
Behind the Walmart sippin' two dollar mai tais
At the trailer park tiki bar delight
You can't order nothin' top shelf
'Cause Tammy keeps the liquor on the bar
This place falls real short of fine and fancy
But I've always liked umbrellas in my margs
I love this place because everybody's welcome
It don't matter if you're rich or if you're poor
When everything costs less than twenty dollars
You can drink yourself right down to the floor
My idea of a good time
Is dodging mullets left and right
Behind the Walmart sippin' two dollar mai tais
At the trailer park tiki bar delight
My idea of a good time
Is throwing darts and picking fights
Over who can choose the next song on the jukebox
At the trailer park tiki bar delight
At the trailer park tiki bar delight