Hardbody / Hardbody Luis

I like ‘em like that I like a hardbody I bet that after this class She teaches dirty karate I like ‘em like that I like a hardbody The curve up her ass I guess it’s not too shoddy I like ‘em like that I like a hardbody She keeps a tidy rig But you know she’s naughty Hey, boy Stop talking like you got me You gotta impress me And I like a hardbody Hey, boy You think that you can have me Stop staring at me Work your hardbody We like ‘em like that We like hardbodies When she gets wet She won’t be so haughty We like ‘em like that (We like ‘em like that) We like hardbodies (We like hardbodies) We want to taste their (We want to taste their) La di da di Courtney: What’s the rest of your day like? Patrick: Uh, the gym. Then meetings. A show with Evelyn if we can get tickets. Courtney: Phantom? Patrick: No, Les Miz. Courtney: Right. It’s long but good. Patrick: Oh, you’ve seen it? Courtney: Luis took me last week. Listen, Patrick, as much as I relish these afternoon trysts, we need to stop. Patrick: And why would we do that? Courtney: Well, because I was talking to my therapist- Patrick: Oh, God. Uh-huh, yeah, and what did he tell you to do- Courtney: OK, first of all, my therapist is a woman. Patrick: Oh, goddammt great. Courtney: And I was talking to her about you. And she thinks you might be bringing too much negativity into my life. Patrick: Uh-huh, I see. So because your therapist tells you to break up with me- Courtney: It’s not just that! So, don’t you feel guilty? Patrick: Why would I feel guilty? Courtney: Because I’m your girlfriend’s best friend. Patrick: Oh, by that reasoning you should feel guilty, too. Courtney: I do! Not to mention, Luis is starting to suspect. Patrick: Oh, God. Luis is- Courtney: Don’t you call him a faggot! Patrick: A dork, I was gonna say, a twit. Hey, listen, I’m doing a survey of the women I ****, is it my muscles that excite you or the heft of my cock? Courtney: Are you listening to me? We’re stopping. We’re betraying Evelyn. We’re betraying Luis. Patrick: Let me ask you, Courtney, hypothetically. If something were to happen to Luis, an accident, say, or violent crime, and he were out of the picture, would you be upset? Courtney: I can’t answer that. It’s too morbid. I’d be devastated. Patrick: Fine, awesome. Courtney: I hope things won’t be weird between us now. I hope we can go back to being friends. Patrick: Courtney, and please, don’t take this the wrong way. You’re a babe but no sex is worth this bullshit. Courtney: **** you, asshole! Luis: I always knew that He wants to want me He can’t desert And so he taunts me He was lost for words When I caught his arm Now he knows He’s my kind of guy Oh, boy I felt his rock hard abs I didn’t even have to ask And it’s happening at last