Lyrics: Pat Monahan/Espen Lind/Amund Bjorklund
Music: Pat Monahan/Espen Lind/Amund Bjorklund
My heart is paralyzed
My head was oversized
I'll take the high
Road like I should
You said it's meant to be
That it's not you it's me
You're leaving now
For my own good
That's cool but if my friends
Ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement mixer
Full of quicksand
Help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything
I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Someday I'll find
A love likes yours
She'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave
On Yom Kippur
That's cool but if my friends
Ask where you are I'm gonna say
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a
Crappy purple Scion
Help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at
An East Side nightclub
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died
I wanna live a
Thousand lives with you
I wanna be the
One you're dying to love
But you don't want to
That's cool but if my friends
Ask where you are I'm gonna say
That's cool but if my friends
Ask where you are I'm gonna say
She went down in an airplane
Fried getting sun tanned
Fell in a cement
Mixer full of quicksand
Help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She met a shark under water
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything
I ever bought her
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a
Crappy purple Scion
Help me help me
I'm no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at
An East Side nightclub
Help me help me
I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died