Lyrics: Edward Bulmer
Music: Edward Bulmer
Animation vs. Anything
Light Yagami!
Vs
Monika!
Draw!
Greetings, Monika
The name's Yagami, much obliged
I hear you want to crack the code of Kira
Well, some have tried
But you can't save face
'Cause I've already recognized you
Watch me take names
When I drop Shinigami Rhymes!
My goal's to cleanse crime
And I've seen how you end lives
You made all of your friends die
For a piece of your senpai!
That's not something I'll let slide
So I'll take out my pen, write
Your name, and by your next rhyme
Doki Doki will flatline!
You can go through the motions of poems
My pen has been brought out for the kill
Don't oppose me, just know that you won't be
The first president that bows to my will
You thought MC
Got with the program and believed it
'Til the player went
"I'll take this computer chip and delete it!"
So your lover rejected you
And you ditched him, broken-hearted
Were too scared to win him back
So you went for suicide!
I mean, even Yandere Dev
Went and finished what he started
Such a chicken, no wonder
Losers thirst over your thighs!
I'm the chosen one
My integer overflows this schoolgirl!
So you had best step aside
And say "hello" to my New World!
But I know lots of women
Dig the mastermind that is Kira
So if my time's what you're seeking
Then get in line behind Misa
You're a bright one, Light
But I won't be beckoned by your love
So you want a better world, hmm?
Welcome to the club
But we won't share it
If I'm trapped behind this barrier
Let's just say your failure
Is entirely in-character
My fans aren't the degenerates
You'd better face it
"You gently opened the door..."
To edgelords for generations!
Your fans buy their Death Note replicas
And look for names to put in
But the only thing they're killing
Are their chances with a woman
Fitting, 'cause their god
Keeps ruining his shot at getting laid
The only time this kid's scoring love
Is a tennis game!
Misa couldn't turn you on
But L gets you all psyched out?
Our manga stays inside the closet
But it looks like Light's out!
Roses are red, and violets are blue
A note of the dead is right in your view
A ghost on your bed, you find out the rules
Then go for the pen, and write in your room
The Tokyo feds end up finding the clues
Don't know where you tread, and in spite of your youth
You're broken and dead for your crimes and induced
With poetic justice; signed by Ryuk
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Full game Plus the DLC
While Netflix dealed the L, see
You're not the deity L sees
Not try'na hear more discussion
About the god you were
'Cause without Kira, you're nothing
Just Monik-er
Ooh, this is interesting, Light
This woman might have you beat!
Your delivery was worse
Than her physical release!
Don't you mock me now, Ryuk
I'm not that quick to outsmart
I've a more personal move
To write my way into her heart
You're a bimbo sleaze in the Windows, peeping
You're in too deep, and it's quickly leading
To filthy weebs try'na click and read
'Cause they wish to be with this sick 2D woman
Quick release, turning sticky keys on
So quit believing that it's a sweetheart
It is you're meeting within the screen
Not a Disney queen, it's all in your dreams!
And I kill this beat like a criminal!
Leaving the Death Note Near, but not yet full!
See there's no end for Kira, a vengeful spree
From the lens of people that sent for me!
I will endure even the best police
So I can complete what I'm meant for
Cleaning the lesser beings!
You've been defeated! It looks like I win!
Oh, please, you tried to cleanse the world
Of all the horror that crime caused
But you just turned the Death Note
Into "Portrait of Mein Kampf!"
You try to feign authority
And use it to stand high
But I know of a signature
That even you can't write...
Take the model that flocks to your side
Like a goth to a Light
Then you dropped her and tossed her aside
'Til you lost and you cried
That you want her, they're pawns in your eyes
Man, you're awfully despised
Not to mention, your consummate crimes
End up costing the life of your father
Your whole soap opera seems to get pretty gory
Not a show for the kiddies or teens
But what's easily disturbed is your brittle war schemes
From your actions in the story
They unleashed orphan Annie and then you were beat
As a last resort from police
You got cornered and, homie
That idiot Matsuda gave you no trigger warnings!
This major N.E.E.T freak
Is a dolt that's best to ignore
Master of a classist cult
Serenity Forged
Tried so hard to change the world
But after your death
Seems all your crafting was met
With a factory reset