Sweet Transvestite

Sweet Transvestite - Tim Curry How do you do I
See you've met my
Faithfull handyman
He's just a Little brought down because When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out
By the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite
And a chest full of shit
Let me Show you around maybe
Play you a sound You look like you're both Pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abismal
We can take in an old Steeve Reeves movie
I'm glad we caugt you at home
Could we use your phone
We're both in a bit of a hurry Right
We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car
We Don't want to be any worry
Well you got Caugt with a flat well How about that
Well babies
Don't you panic
By the light of the night
It will all seem alright I'll get you a satanic Mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite
And a chest full of shit
Why Don't you Stay for the night Night Or maybe a bite Bite I can show you my favorite Obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my Tension I'm just a sweet transvestite
And a chest full of shit Hey Hey I'm just a sweet transvestite sweet transvestite And a chest full of shit
So Come up to the Lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici pation
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not The symptom