Lyrics: Paolo Montrone Music: Paolo Montrone I will book my stellar hideaway Our galactic grand rendezvous A cereal box surprise got me too On this lavishly upscale tour Dazed in my blue Fine bespoke Spacesuit This is haute couture for few To spin the orbit reef learn the rules And master all the right moves And while we shoot away Time’s relatively warping round us No gravity No after taste They say Oumuamua we are coming in We’ve got our landing rights One post For all mankind We’ll Glide in just for one pint On me And Now from this newer perspective I really get my dog’s point of view The cosmic cure makes us all better men Show me your asteroid tattoo Uneasy lull floating in outer sphere Maybe is time to head back ashore Earned our miles we’ll soon jump on back To anchor on our old Moon And while we shoot away Time’s relatively warping round us No gravity No after taste they say Oumuamua we are coming in We’ve got our landing rights One post For all mankind We’ll glide in Just for one pint On me Oumuamua we are coming in We’ve got our landing rights One post For all mankind We’ll glide in Just for one more pint On me And while we shoot away Time’s relatively warping round us No gravity No after taste They say Light years away I will find my way To my old school Brave and cool Oumuamua we are coming in We’ve got our landing rights One post For all mankind We’ll glide in Just for one more pint On me Oumuamua we’re now closing in We’ve got our gears outright Best spot For a panorama shot Make sure you sport a smile For me Oumuamua we are coming in We’ve got our landing rights One post For all mankind We’ll glide in Just for one more pint On me Oh Jupiter we are passing by On our way home tonight One day We’ll play frisbee again In our back yard just You and I