Music: Wheeler Walker Jr./Desmond Hume/Alabama Randy
Met this girl at a honky tonk
I caught her staring at my balls
We talked a lot did a couple shots
I was fingering her before they said last call
Now we're at the Motel 6
Got a bunch of good coke in a line
And I'm f**king her from behind
And we're listening to Patsy Cline
Sex, dr*gs and country music
Man that sh*t sure puts me in the mood
Sex, dr*gs and country mu~sic
Yeah the only three things I ever wanna do
3am she passed out
I stayed up staring at her tits
Sun came up hungover as f**k
Must have woke her up with my f**king loud ass piss
She rolled over with her morning breath
And said she'd like something to eat
So I gave her a piece of this meat
Played a little Waylon, smoked a buncha w**d
Sex, dr*gs and country music
Man that sh*t sure puts me in the mood
Sex, dr*gs and country mu~sic
yeah the only three things I ever wanna do
I'm sick of all these pussy ass rockstar try hards
Trying to be like me
They call it sex, dr*gs & rock and roll
But the sayin' oughta be
Sex, ger~ and country music
Man that sh*t sure puts me in the mood
Sex, dr*gs and country music
Only three things I ever wanna do
Yeah the only three things I ever wanna do