Lyrics: Alexander Serebro
Music: Alexander Serebro/Timofey Maslov/Sergey Gumba
It this what you've been waiting for?
Say "One , Two ... "
"... and Four "
Hi again, I'm Gabe N
A fan of shooters, wizard of computers
and a handsome man.
(Your grandfather used to blather bout him thousand years ago)
Wasn't easy keeping busy
Every season brings another reason not to make a game
(Oh why bother, Just another wasted day in the studio)
I had it all but tried new things, true
It didn't get us very far
Between controllers and machines you
Still picked a rusty old crowbar
Nobody sees beyond my charming self
A soul that's never truly free
So, just for once, forget the summer sale
And give it up for Half-Life...
ALYX!
The valve's been stuck corroded by the money
Has not been oiled for years
We didn't even hope to see it running
But now you're bound to learn how to **** 2
This time you're bound to count to Three!
(Guess what's coming after...)
Well here we are again
Except we're long forgotten
My circuits niggling up and down my spine
He said it's worth the wait
His weight keeps pressing harder
But Alyx gave us hope we'll rise and shine
For soulless card games
And hardware releases
The light's been turning green
Life gave you lemons
Take them out the freezer
This time you're bound to learn how to **** 2
This time you're bound to count to ...
These numbers are intimidating
It's hard to give a fresh new start
When everyone's anticipating
Another masterpiece of art
If this machine keeps playing dead, We
May end up on the other side
So hold on to all your hats, Let's
Show'em a triple-A done right!
The valve's been stuck corroded by the money
But after many years
We can't believe the engine started running
This time he's bound to count to Three!
Full steam ahead
We'll end this idle running
Let's give the valve a spin
We've got some work to do
So take this, honey
This time you're bound to learn how to **** 2
This time you're bound to count to Three!