C U Never

Lyrics: Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow Music: Lucy Moss/Toby Marlow Alright then. Here's what you're gonna say to this stupid little boy: So Let's talk about how many times you've been online Since I asked you 'how u been?' I see it says you're active now and yet somehow The messages don't switch to 'seen'?! Haha I can't say that Ok, how about: It's interesting you went out of your way to say hey let's hang, just u and i And now I've been like 'yeah alright let's find a time' Suddenly you've gone all shy? Lol no Ok no but seriously, just say: When you came my way I thought yeah okay But now you're playing games Like I'm the one who came onto you so I'm like: literally why? Why you gotta mess me around tho?? Am I gonna see you around? No. Can't believe I even thought about you at all C U NEVER Never even said I would date ya What a ****ing waste of my data Can't believe i- I can't eve- What's the..? Why d'ya..? ugh, literally BYE C U NEVER ugh, literally bYEEE C U NEVER Can't believe i- I can't eve- What's the..? Why d'ya…? You're so right I'm done with crafting and redrafting lengthy texts That he'll reply to with thumbs up And so, my friend, I'm gonna send him ONE LAST TEXT One quick message that sums up… preciselyhowIfeelaboutthesituationwithoutcomingacrosstoo needy Ok here goes: I know it sounds insane but - Nope: C U NEVER Lol soz to be a pain But C U NEVER I guess what I am sayin... is C U NEVER I just want to explain how I feel Have you tried: er LITERALLY BYE Never shouldda messed me around, so Am I gonna see you around? No…? Can't believe I even thought about you at all C U NEVER Slide right out of my DMs Hit me up again IN YOUR DRE-AMS! Can't believe i… I can't eve… What's the..? Why d'ya..? ugh, literally bye c u never… LIT-ER-ALLY BYE C U NEVER Can't believe i.. Why'd I eve… Oh, IT'S SO…..!!!!! I know But you're not the only one, look around Every Single Person Has someone they should… But instead they're… And… Then… When they should be enjoying their brunch You know what, listen up everyone, no shut the **** up, okay, listen, no stop acting, alright? Who here is a bit fed up of waiting around for them to message you back? And who is a little bit tired of them being too busy to reply, despite somehow having the time to immediately watch every story you ever post? And who has HAD IT UP TO HERE with checking your phone five times a minute to see if they're ever gonna reply, oh, and when they finally do reply, waiting forty-five minutes to reply to that reply so as not to seem too KEEN!!?!?!?! His whatsapp has a glitch Nope! C U NEVER It's a complicated sitch No it's not! C U NEVER He called my mum a b- WOAH ok that's deffs C U NEVER To be fair, each individual guy is diff- Nope. Literally BYE Never shouldda messed us around, so Are we gonna see them around? No! Can't believe we even thought about them at all C U NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If he doesn't spark any joy go Throw him out like you're Marie Kondo Wait a minute! Nope That's not really! Nope Listen- Can I? Nope - literally bye C U NEVER You haven't paid C U NEVER When you getting Back together? Let me check my schedule… Oh yeah I'll C U NEVER! *send*