Sweetmeat

I love all animals but they don't love me back I tend to put them in a state of full attack You'd think I'd pet a kitten and it would rub against me But that doesn't ever happen I must be made of sweetmeat 'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me) They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive) I get so frightened (I get so frightened) I cry, cry (I cry) I want a pet so bad, I can just taste it I'd love to walk a dog and not be cha-, chased by it (by it) You'd think I'd feed a stray dog and it would love me freely But that doesn't ever happen I must be made of sweetmeat 'Cause they bite me! ('Cause they bite me) They try to eat me alive (They try to eat me alive) I get so frightened (I get so frightened) I cry, I cry (I cry) Sweetmeat Sweetmeat Da da da da da da da Da da da da da da Da da da da da da da Da da da da da I can't even take a walk in the great outdoors 'Cause suddenly I'm being chased by wild boars Squirrels hit me with their nuts Raccoons sit there hissing The deer, they take turns kicking The rabbits try to maul me The snakes are licking, lying They're tying me down, down, down, down, down They wrap themselves around my legs (down, down) They poison me They agonize me The birds are pecking at my eyes They rip out all of my hair I tell them go on Have a bite! Make a pig out of yourself I'm made of meat And I am sweet