Music: Andrew Barret Cox
Hello? Jan? Andrew? Yeah, it's Rebecca
Sorry I missed your call- I was busy
Listening to "Julie" from Oscar at The crown
Great singing! Wait a minute- what did you say?
A giant sea monster invading New York City?
Alien spaceships crash landing in Tokyo?
Vampire twinks throwing an orgy in Berlin?!
Well- actually that one sounds kind of fun- never mind, sorry
Sophie- Put on your thigh highs and lube
Up those massive tits- we've got a world to save!
My name is Sophia A. Slut
I'm Rebecca Moore, I love ****ing dick...
Aw, let's destroy them
Do you know who we are, babe?
We're your cock destroyers, yeah!
We can make you fall in love
With one touch of our latex gloves
Sexual icons
We kick ass in louboutins
We won't rest, even on sunday
We're the queens of work and of play!
Tease the beast and she'll get pissed
Say, do you like these lovely big tits?
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
La-La-La-La
J-A-N!
ABC
Jan!
Second verse!
Just Jan!
Woah yeah!
Dance your ****ing slags
You ride like a new corvette
Lights off, gonna make you sweat
So dark, but I'll feel my way
Like an animal, yeah
I'll be your prey!
Lost in the moonlight
Just you and I tonight!
Got the cock destroyers!
Sophia and Rebecca
Stiletto boots taller than a double decker!
Higher than a Jan Sport high note!
Had our names on your lips
Now they're down your throats
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
Yeah!
No!
No!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
We're the ones you wanna know
Slag wars
Woah-oh-oh
Cock destroyers run this show!
****ing do me like that
You ****ing cock!
Even in the asshole
I would put my head up there
And wear you like a ****ing hat!
I am a cock destroyer...
Sophie
I think it's time to go and find ourselves a slag don't you?
I love slags!