Lyrics: Jeff Blim
Music: Jeff Blim
We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna film him losing his cooly
We're gonna make it spooky
It's goofy
Got a better plan?
We'll make him shit his pants
The Jägerman?
We're gonna invoke his fury
By making him freak prematurely
And then we'll have him judged by a jury
In the public eye
He's just a nerd in disguise
OK, why do we keep doing that?
Petey got the blanket, Ruthy you're in charge of techy
And Richy, tapes
What's our budget?
Stephy gonna lure him in with her charm
I am?
And once we get him walk in the haunted and ancient old Waylon place
Yeah?
Petey gonna jump on out
Jäger gonna Jäger out
We're gonna bully the bully
We're taking back the schooly, the schooly
We're gonna make a dirty movie where the losers win
And the joke is on him
We got our fealty, a duty
To standing for the nerdy, the prudy
Overturning and dethroning the Viking
Gonna wreck his ship
We're gonna cut off his nips
We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch, we'll beat him up
No, we're gonna be real cool
To beat a Jägerman you can't beat him where he's most equipped
You can't beat him where he's most equipped
He's twice our size, he's maximized but we know how to strategize and use our tools
So we're not gonna kick his ass?
Do you want to conserve your mass?
We're gonna kick! pop! splat!
Be cool
We're gonna slash! flam! spank!
Stay cool
We're gonna voom! tank! swarm!
No, we're gonna be cool beans
We're gonna keep the beans cool
We're gonna gonna keep the beans, beans the cool
Keep the beans cool, keep the beans, beans cool
Beans cool? excellent
We're gonna bully the bully
We're gonna gonna rule the unruly
He's gonna gonna dooky his booty
And our problem's solved
And our problem's solved
And the school can envolve
And the school can envolve
We're gonna get the jock pleading
Watch the incumbent conceding
We're gonna make the nerdy the new thing
Pull the pin
Steph, get in position
Time to thicken our skin
One helluva mission
We'll fight sin with sin
Let the games begin