NANCY: Back in Sunday school
We were taught the golden rule
Do unto others as you would
Have done unto you
GUS, spoken: Is everything alright?
NANCY: To say that's easy
Kids look the same basically
Get a little older, realize
Beauty wins the prize
And so
GUS, spoken: I'm gonna pour myself a drink
You want one, Virginia?
NANCY: I'm a train you either ride
Or get out of the way of
GUS, spoken: You know, uh, this, this is just like our wedding night
NANCY: I'm a plane you either fly
Or just watch from the dugout
'Cause this isn't a game anymore
GUS, spoken: You alright in there?
NANCY: No, this isn't a game anymore
GUS, spoken: You're not, uh, stuck in the bathroom then?
NANCY: For sure
I'm that pain that's in your side
That you'd better get checked out
MYRTLE, spoken: Nancy's out there
She can play this scene much better than me
MANNY, spoken: You gotta get out there
Gus is out there alone
NANCY: Then I went to college
Seeking every type of knowledge
Quickly made a beeline for to find
A reason we are so mankind
GUS, spoken: Big living rooms turn me on
NANCY: I'm a train you either ride
GUS, spoken: This carpet is gorgeous
NANCY: Or get out of the way of
I'm a plane you either fly
Or just watch from the dugout
'Cause this isn't a game anymore
GUS, spoken: Virginia?
NANCY: No! This isn't a game anymore
GUS, spoken: Virginia, where are you?
NANCY: For sure
I'm that little itty-bitty bit insane
That you'd better be scared about
That you'd better be scared about
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