Lyrics: Stephen Sondheim Music: Stephen Sondheim CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Everyone hates me, yes, yes Being the Mayoress, yes, yes All of the peasants Throw rocks in my presence Which causes me nervous Distress, yes Ohhhhhhhhhh Me and my town, battered about Everyone in it would like to get out Me and my town We just wanna be loved! Stores are for rent, theaters are dark Grass on the sidewalks, but not in the park Me and my town, we just want to be loved The people are starving So they sleep the day through My poor little people What can they do? (PAGEBOYS: Boo!) Who asked you? Come on the train, come on the bus Somebody, please buy a ticket to us Hurry on down We need a little renown! Love me Love my town Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh PAGEBOYS: Hi there Cora, what's new? CORA HOOVER HOOPER: The bank went bust and I'm feeling blue PAGEBOYS: And who took over the bankruptcy? CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Me, boys, me! PAGEBOYS: Si, si! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Me, boys, me! PAGEBOYS: (Clap, Clap) Bankrupt! Tell us, Cora, how you are CORA HOOVER HOOPER: I just got back from the reservoir PAGEBOYS: And what's the state of the water supply? CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Dry, boys, dry! PAGEBOYS: My, my! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Dry, boys, dry! PAGEBOYS: Aye, aye! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: A lady has responsibilities (PAGEBOYS: Responsibilities!) And civic pride (Civic pride!) Well, I look around and what do I see? I see no crops! (No crops!) I see no business! (No business!) To the North, to the South, only hoof and mouth ALL: To the East, to the West, no community chest CORA HOOVER HOOPER: I see a terrible depression all over the town PAGEBOYS: Oh a terrible depression, yes a terrible depression CORA HOOVER HOOPER: What a terrible depression and I'm so depressed I can hardly talk on the phone I feel all alone! ALL: But a lady has responsibilities Responsibilities! To all my poor (PAGEBOYS: Yeah!) Starving (Yeah!) Cold (Yeah!) Miserable (Yeah!) Dirty (Yeah!) Dreary (Yeah!) Depressing (Yeah!) CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Peasants PAGEBOYS: Badoobiedabadoobiedo CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Peasants PAGEBOYS: Blegh! PAGEBOYS: A lady has responsibilities, responsibilities CORA HOOVER HOOPER: To try to be popular with the populace! PAGEBOYS: She's unpopular with the populace Unpopular with the populace Unpopular with the populace Unpopular with the populace! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Everyone here hates me at length Probably lynch me, if they had the strength! But me and my town Me and my town We just want to be loved! PAGEBOYS: We just want to be loved! We just want to be loved! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Just loved! PAGEBOYS: A friendship is lovely, and a courtship sublime But give her a township— CORA HOOVER HOOPER: —township, every time! What'll we do, me and my town? Gotta do something, or we're gonna drown ALL: Give me my coat! Give me my crown! Gimme, gimme a boat and hurry on down CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Show me how much you think— PAGEBOYS: Yeah! CORA HOOVER HOOPER: Of me ALL: Love me! Love my town!