Lyrics: Clark Baxtresser/Pierce Siebers/Brian Rosenthal/Joey Richter/Corey Lubowich Music: Clark Baxtresser/Pierce Siebers/Brian Rosenthal/Joey Richter/Corey Lubowich Curt: She's touching my hand... Tatiana: He's looking kind of funny.. Curt: Wait, does she think I like her? Tatiana: Is this because I touched his hand? Curt: Well I guess... Tatiana: Well I guess... Both: I'll just go with it... Curt: The very first time I saw you, three or four days ago, I have to admit, I liked you a bit. But, I didn't want you to know. Tatiana: When you were a Nazi hostage, All I could do was stare. And I can't refute, You looked pretty cute while you were tied to that chair. Both: I guess we're doing this. See that look in your eye? How could I resist? Tatiana: I'm a girl. Curt: I'm a guy. Both: It's meant to be because we're both spies. Time to move in for the kiss. Just go with it and don't ask why. I guess we're doing this... Mrs. Mega: (spoken) Curtis, I washed your whitey tighties. You want some hot milk? Curt: (spoken) Mom! Mrs. Mega: (spoken) Alright! Curt: When you stole that bomb, you stole my heart. Tatiana: (spoken) Did he really just use that line? Curt: Did I just use that line? Tatiana: And I wanna be where you are all of the time. Curt: (spoken) All of the time? Tatiana: Some of the time. Both: And now we're alone... Tatiana: In your...mother's home. Both: Surely, it must be a sign! I guess we're doing this. Mrs. Mega: They're doing it! Both: We might as well try. Mrs. Mega: Finally! Both: If you insist.. Mrs. Mega: I do! Both: Then so do I! Mrs. Mega: I've waited such a long time! Both: The story fits, hey, what could go wrong? Mrs. Mega: Come on baby! Both: Time for that moment of bliss.. Mrs. Mega: Move a little closer, move a little closer! Both: Just close your eyes and think of this song. Mrs. Mega: Ay, ay, ay, yeah! Both: I guess we're doing this... Mrs. Mega: They're gonna do it, they're gonna do it! (They kiss) Tatiana: (spoken) We're not doing this. Curt: I'm...you're not my type. Tatiana: (spoken) I can tell. So, you're into...? Curt: (spoken) Yeah. Tatiana: (spoken) Ah. Curt: (spoken) I thought you... Tatiana: I wasn't. But the mood suggested... Curt: Of course. I figured when you said.. Tatiana: Not my intention. Curt: Good. Me neither. I just wanted... Tatiana: Uh huh. So we're just... Curt: Friends? Both: I guess we're not doing this. We're better as friends. Tatiana: That was not a good kiss. I don't mean to offend. Both: It's great to know that we don't have to pretend. Curt: You're cool with me? Tatiana: 'Till the end. But let's never do this again. Curt: (spoken) Deal. I'm happy to have you as my friend.