Lyrics: Stephen Sondheim Music: Stephen Sondheim It's the Day of the Rat, my lord. There are four days remaining and I see you entertaining But we should have a chat, my lord. To begin, if I may, my lord, I've no wish to remind you But you'll notice just behind you There are ships in the bay They've been sitting there all day with a letter to convey and they haven't gone away and there's every indication that they're planning to stay, my lord… Have some tea, my lord some chrysanthemum tea. It's an herb that's superb for disturbances at sea. Is the Shogun feeling better? Good! Now, what about this letter? Is it wise to delay, my lord? With the days disappearing Might we benefit from hearing what the soothsayers say, my lord? Wood star… Water star… All celestial omens are… excellent. Deer bones… Turtle shells… Each configuration spells… victory. Spider on the wall! signifies success. Whose success I cannot guess… これは如何したことでござるか? unless… 如何様! 下がっておれ! It's the Day of the Ox, my lord. With but three days remaining and today already waning I've a few further shocks, my lord. To begin, let me say at the risk of repetition There are ships in the bay and they didn't ask permission But they sit there all day in contemptuous array with a letter to convey And they haven't gone away And there's every indication that they still plan to stay And you look a little gray, my lord… Have some tea, my lord some chrysanthemum tea While we plan, if we can, what our answer ought to be If the tea the Shogun drank will serve to keep the Shogun tranquil I suggest, if I may, my lord we consult the Confucians They have mystical solutions, there are none wise as they, my lord… Night waters do not break the moon. That merely is illusion. The moon is sacred. No foreign ships can break our laws. That also is illusion. Our laws are sacred. It follows there can be no ships. They must be an illusion. Japan is sacred. おぬしたちも如何様か、下がっておれ... It's the Day of the Tiger, my lord. Only two days remaining and I'm tired of explaining There are ships in the bay with a letter to convey They're on permanent display and we must take some position Or the Southern Coalition will be soon holding sway, my lord… and we'll all have to pay, my lord… Have some tea, my lord some chrysanthemum tea. It's a tangled situation as your father would agree. And it mightn't be so tangled if you hadn't had him strangled. But I fear that I stray, my lord. I've a nagging suspicion that, in view of your condition what we should do is pray, my lord… Blow, wind. Great wind. Great Kamikaze, wind of the gods. Blow, wind! Build the waves! Hurl the infection out of the ocean. Blow, wind! Blow, wind! Blow, wind! おぬしも如何様か... It's the Day of the Rabbit, my lord. There's but one day remaining and beside the fact that it's raining There are ships in the bay which are sitting there today just exactly where they sat on the Day of the Rat Oh, speaking of that, my lord When the ships came our way on that first disturbing day and I gave consideration to this letter they convey I decided if there weren't any Shogun to receive it It would act as a deterrent since they'd have no place to leave it And they might go away, my lord… Do you see what I say, my lord? In the tea, my lord the chrysanthemum tea an informal variation on the normal recipe Though I know my plan had merit it was slow in execution If there's one thing you inherit it's your father's constitution And you're taking so long, my lord… Do you think I was wrong, my lord? No, you must let me speak: When the Shogun is weak then the tea must be strong, my lord… My lord…? The blossom falls on the mountain. The mountain falls on the blossom. All things fall…