Music: Louie Zong
So, I heard you want the facts
The bare bone facts on me and my bros
Yes, your scientific taxon
Well, you're in luck today, friend
We'll tell you what you need to know
How bears are the number-one animal from head-to-toe
1000 abs, 1000 abs
1001, 1001
I can dunk a million basketballs
- What? - My jump can touch the sun!
Uh, yeah. about that. Don't mean to hurt your pride
Look, but bears just can't jump
It says so in the guidebook
Well, we're talented in other ways
I can play the drums
And bears are the best at video games
How? You don't have thumbs
Aw, dang, he's right.
Well, I can't speak for grizzlies
But pandas, we got style, yeah
Whiling away our time while all the ladies dial, yeah
Never-ending hearts and likes on all my latest posts
Extremely cool and popular, though I don't mean to boast
Well, funny you should mention your prowess with the ladies
Uh, pandas have some issues
There aren't enough babies
Um, forget it. Pandas, we've got artistic genius
Well, I'm a scientist, not a critic
But frankly, have you seen this
Okay, what, do you have a verse now?
Ice bears are the
Coolest
Strongest
Best bear
That's actually accurate.
But I take issue with the rest.
What's true is true
What's fact is fact
No need to embellish on the traits that you lack
You three are bears
Top of the food chain
As perfect as the setting sun
And natural as rain
So, see yourself as I see you
Three perfect beings, through and through
With quirks and flaws and lice, it's true
Just doing what bears do
Oooh
Bears~