Lyrics: Nell Benjamin
Music: Jeff Richmond
Wow. Who’s at that table there?
Don’t look at them, just don’t!
We call those three “The Plastics”
They’re shiny, fake and hard
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
‘Til she burst into flame
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher
Regina George is the queen bee
She’s always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We’re just drones who work for her, then die
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me, stand and stare at me
And these, these are real
I’ve got money and looks
I am like drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg, like a chihuahua
I’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don’t care who you are
I don’t care how you feel
That’s Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That’s why her hair is so big
It’s full of secrets
Yes, Regina. No Regina
Every waking hour I spend making sure Regina George can stay in power
If Regina is a sun
Then I’m a disco ball
Cause I’m just as bright and fun
If you have alcohol
I worm your secrets out of you and bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I’m the head of worker bees
As I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
That’s Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet
I once saw her put a “D” in the word “orange”
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny
It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart
That’s it
Right, we never really do this
But how do you like to have lunch with us this week
No, no need for you to thank us
There’s no need to even speak
You’re new and you don’t know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow
On Wednesdays we wear pink
On Wednesdays we wear pink
Here’s where you belong
Here’s where you belong
Wear something nice and grab a tray
‘Cause we don’t do this everyday
Say here’s where you belong
Say here’s where you belong
Now really say it
Say here’s where you (I) belong!
Come sit with us tomorrow
It’ll be fetch!