A Little Kiss Ass

If you’re looking for fame Then there’s only one name you’ll need Lex! And a little kiss ass If you’ve got an idea But you’re no one, oh dear. You’ll need Lex! And a little kiss ass If you wanna be a small fish in the sea Go ahead But if it were me I know I wanna be With the best With a little kiss ass (Lex)

He was fat he was a joke Now I’m cool that’s not coke Thanks to Lex! Now I love to kiss ass I did porn I was gay I was dead That’s okay we’re with Lex! Now they all wanna kiss some ass Now there’s no pressure but they call me Mr.Hollywood I hate to see you turn out like Joe-The-Bum did I didn’t kiss ass cause I thought it  tasted bad And I prefer the taste of integrity He didn’t kiss ass!? Nope! Now I eat trash

Well, I once met a guy with a movie to die for he said Lex! maybe you should kiss ass And then everyone cried Why? What happened? Well he died, and so Lex! Did a little kiss ass? Yes! And I sprinkle some magic all over that tragic affair Like a saint you made sure that the movie was made Because I care

And I’m dreadfully good With a little kiss ass With a little kiss ass With a little kiss ass Just a little kiss ass Mr.Logan, I’m ready to kiss ass Yeah……