Music: John Flansburgh/John Linnell
I'm not a loser
I don't secretly hate myself
I'm not singing this to no one
It's not the case that no one cares
I'm not a failure
I don't not have talent
When others see me they can't see the nobody that isn't there
Hold on that's a triple negative
You can't not see nobody
Cause I'm nobody which can't not be seen
Let me start over
My life's not empty
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
I don't stink
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I am not all alone
Maybe I am a loser
Hey Squidward
Um
You're not delirious with despair
And you're not calling true things false
Hey Squidward
This is weird
You're not hallucinating this sea anemone chorus line at all
I'm not
You're not a loser
You don't secretly hate yourself
You're not singing this to no one
It's not the case that no one cares
You're not a failure
You don't not have talent
When others see you they can't see the nobody that isn't there
I'm not a loser
You're not a loser
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
Stay at home
I don't stink
You don't stink
I'm not a waste
You're not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking that I am not all alone
Clarinet solo
I'm not a loser
They don't not like me at all
I don't not leave the house
Leave the house
'Cause I don't not prefer to stay at home
Stay home
I don't stink
I'm not a waste
I'm not all alone in thinking
That I'm not not not all alone
You are not alone
You are not alone
You are not not not not not
Not not not not not not not
Ooooh you are not not not alone