Lyrics: richard shepperd/Gavin Fernquest/Marcus Coakley
Music: alexander morisco-tar
i didn't become a little bit of a slag, i became a total slag
absolutely filthy
absolutely messy
i'm drinking absolute
i'm getting absolutely ketty
everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty
but i just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty
absolutely filthy
absolutely messy
i'm drinking absolute
i'm getting absolutely ketty
everybody in the crowd is absolutely sweaty
but i just roll a spliff and it's absolutely petty
you're a *****
you're a cow
you're a slag
always got your nose in someone else's bag
i heard you're getting married
i feel sorry for the fella 'cause you ****** everybody on the stag
i'm getting absolutely wavey
absolutely hammered
i've got the green and purple getting absolutely jammered
by the time i get to bed i'm feeling absolutely knackered
but chat **** get your face absolutely splattered
chat get your face absolutely caved in
you should of ******* stayed in
i'm absolutely raging
i'm blazing on this haze thing
absolutely smelly
it's tasting so amazing
it's absolutely ready
i'm absolutely out of it
absolutely tripping
drinking absolute and now i'm absolutely kipping
everybody in the crowd is absolutely dripping
i need to go to bed my head is absolutely spinning
you're a slag
you're a *****
you're a dirty little trollop
your ****** smelling like an out of date product
smells like rotten egg and tuna fish and scallops
you can suck my **** and you can **** my hairy ********
absolutely ****** off
absolutely done with them
everybody's gurning lookin' like they're chewing bubblegum
absolutely menacing
absolutely troublesome
when i finish wrapping up i'm wrapping up another one
i didn't become a little bit of a slag, i became a total slag
'cause i'm the absolutely tired
that i feel absolutely wired
dig my fingers in the bag that **** is absolutely fire
my spliff is fully rammed before it can return daylight
took a perf and sip my rum and i feel absolutely higher
finger tracks are banging bro
they're absolutely dyer
your girl's a dirty slag
my uncle wouldn't even try her
stick her in a brothel
i bet nobody would buy her
so please stop acting gangster
you're an absolute liar
to be absolutely honest
you're an absolutely norist
pushed a couple weight and think you're absolutely solid
it's absolutely stinking
it's absolutely horrid
absolutely giving 'cause you will not make a profit
so absolutely yes you should should absolutely stop it
i'm absolutely gone
you'll see me take off like a rocket
your teacher is a ******
and she's in the rave knoshing
i need time
i'm on the set the rave is absolutely moshing