Music: Jim Bonney
Hey, you there, need a smoke? That distinguishes you from the average oaf? Well look no further! (spoken) Wow, that's large! It's the only cigar that says "I'm in charge" It's an Uncle Wentsworth Belvedere Stout When they see me coming they shout "look out!" Perchance a glance at me with these They know that I'm a V.I.P.! It's a Wentsworth stout And it says with pride That I'm A-number one Top bona fide! In any crowd I'm sure to stand out with an Uncle Wentsworth Belvedere Stout! [Instrumental section] A Wentsworth's size says you're who's who And the smell is just as impressive too Anything smaller is for nincompoops These Belvederes ain't your Grandma's cheroots! They're Wentsworth stouts Nothing else will do And if you're an up-and-comer you should try one too! You'll never want to be without An Uncle Wentsworth Belvedere Stout! [Instrumental section] That's Uncle Wentsworth Belvedere Stouts Uncle Wentsworth Belvedere Stouts