Lyrics: Jonah K Calles
Music: Jonah K Calles
Arranger: TheManBeHisLa
What a performance, folks!
We're back! Better than ever!
Grooving back onto your home screens, we're live
So let's raise the alarms for the game show we've longed for
Today's feature's TV Time
Ahem, Mike, the tunes please
Cause being groovy is just my style
Tonight, what's ensuing is fun you can't get from an egg
So don't touch that dial!
Take your torch out! Break the doors down!
Brand new broadcast, straight from your house!
Praises, pour out! A hand for our-
BRAND NEW SHINING STAR
Miike! Address the main crew!
Can i get a vowel? The guest today's you!
It's the best ever in the red leather made suit!
The set never fades into yesterday's news!
Hit the front page! Won't be upstaged!
When they come craving entertainment they love and consume!
He's the one! What I'm made to run and compute!
And the job's never done till the fun's through the roof!
He's coming! So let's get board one running!
Throw a controller to your close buddy!
When we're one air, all's fair if they love it!
Keep them on edge, star dance clip, speedrunning!
Prepare to applaud our actors!
If they all stare, hit em with a long jump backwards!
True boss of the fun they ask for!
If the board won't last, I got more fun to pile on afterwards!
WE LOVE TV!
Looking for a show with a more bodacious host?
No, there will be none like me!
Tonight is your moment! Don't waste it folks!
Just go crazy! Let's pick up that speed!
Looking at your winnings, you're in for it BIG cause you're getting a
trimming kit! Kitten Mittens! Your favorite dishes!
The pen's with a switch in a penny ring! Another penny ring!
I can do anything!
Mike, slow down, I can't rap that fast!
Take your places! You're all born for the stage!
We got a show to carry!
Every arcader will know of the name!
So extraordinary!
Face in your TV! The sensation of your screen!
Stay the center of attention! Long as your
Gaze remains on me!
Entertainment, fun times, glory and fame
Our bonds are growing closer!
Not alone anymore! Now we can play!
Show's never over!
You're immersed and you're knee deep!
In eternity with me!
Forever burdenless and Terminally Live!
More Mike, Gimme more!
Before the Lightners grow tired of the boards!
Lure and entice them with gold prizes galore!
Morning to nights! Open Coor's Lights on the floor!
Don't Drink and drive, folks!
Truck! Oh Deer! What's email even about?
We all love our TV! See them sit all around!
If the fun-o-meters seeming a bit unbalanced
Let's tally that up with a physical challenge!
Thou physical challenge appointment
Italian palette enjoyment
Thine dishes you serveth, just like this song
Cause the meet you cooketh is F*****G RAW!
Never gonna hit pause! Raise your bats!
Keep equipped your cause!
No other show host could fit my draws!
Pull the metal from my hip now draw!
Mic's open, take hold the stage!
Never a dull moment, just behold the fame!
Set to retain focus! More shows! More games!
Who needs a remote? Let's keep this going for days!
I don't have burn in! Or need throwing away!
You might grow up, but you're never too grown to play!
I'd just be alone, being a TV no one displayed!
From a once warm home to a cold snow grave, like
He's some king of only the cold world outside TV's lonely!
You heard that folks! Eyes on me Soul-lly!
Your next act: Hosting in a show that you won't leave!
And the show's green lit for more seasons!
Don't go grieving or groan!
Scream at your screen!
TV's your home! Meters be seen never low!
If you don't wanna play?
I guess that leaves me in control
Take your places! You're all born for the stage!
We got a show to carry!
Every arcader will know of the name!
So extraordinary!
Face in your TV! The sensation of your screen!
Stay the center of attention! Long as your
Gaze remains on me!
Entertainment, fun times, glory and fame
Our bonds are growing closer!
Not alone anymore! Now we can play!
Show's never over!
You're immersed and you're knee deep!
In eternity with me!
Forever burdenless and-
Wow! Roll Credits? NO!
You all wanted a show, then you're gonna get it!
No, this show's for you! My star contestants!
Overdue for some good ol' fashioned fun!
If keeping ahold their views, what i'm obsessed with
Folks, stay tuned! Because this act's never done!
Long past leaving, repeating "He's fun!"
It's as seen on TV, we love it!
On live, his feature production!
Your CRT gone NEO!
All night repeating, rerun it!
As seen on TV, we love it!
As seen on TV, we love it!
As seen on TV, we love it!
To far to pull it in, just wanted to bring fun back to the family home
With programming with SOUL in it
I thought that maybe entertainment would make the family whole again
It's kind of ironic, your console's in need of consoling
I've lost the old glow within, hit the spotlights on, show Begin!
Ahem, LAST PERFORMANCE: 1000 POINTS TO WIN!
It's game time to play, cable is great, honest!
Raise high the rates! Key on the stage's confidence!
Please never leave me for the competition on the table!
To date: Still I remain stronger than!
Gone all in! And we're seen being live!
Receiving mail through your screen is a bleeding crime!
So what is the need to be online?
When you could be here with me!
Repeating! It's T! V! TIME!
Mike, one more time for the road
Take your places! You're all born for the stage!
We got a show to carry!
Every arcader will know of the name!
So extraordinary!
Face in your TV! The sensation of your screen!
Stay the center of attention! Long as your
Gaze remains on me!
Entertainment, fun times, glory and fame
Our bonds are growing closer!
Not alone anymore! Now we can play!
Show's never over!
You're immersed and you're knee deep!
In eternity with me!
Forever burdenless and Terminally-
Live! And we're thriving! It's your grand prize!
Dear Lightners, thanks for hanging on the TV line!
This has been Mr. ant Tenna's TV T-