Lyrics: Jason Robert Brown/Amanda Green Music: Jason Robert Brown/Amanda Green TV ANNOUNCER, spoken: Coleman cigarettes The cigarettes that taste great and are so good for you, presents— The Coleman Comedy Hour starring Buddy Young, Jr. And featuring the Coleman Comedy Players: Bobby Nichols Lorraine King And Joey Blaine BOBBY: In the art of making fine TV There is no rule immenser Than in taking care to always be On the right side of the censor JOEY: We rehearse and sweat and study For perfection we all strive BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: But alas our boss is Buddy LORRAINE: And holy *honk*, we're live! BOBBY: He may change up a cue He may crash through the set And oh my *honk*, we're live! LORRAINE: Will he talk about *honk*? Well, it's anyone's bet But what the *honk*, we're live! JOEY: There is simply no predicting What he'll say when he's on screen LORRAINE: Little kids at home are watching BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: So for *honk*'s sake, keep it clean! BOBBY: Will he run through the crowd? LORRAINE: Mention something taboo? JOEY: Will he act like a chimp that escaped from the zoo? BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: There's just no telling what that *honk* will do But he'll make you laugh and how And here's that crazy *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* Live… Right… JOEY, spoken: And now your host LORRAINE, spoken: The kamikaze of comedy BOBBY, spoken: Mr. Saturday Night BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY, spoken: Buddy Young, Jr.!