Lyrics: Jason Robert Brown/Amanda Green
Music: Jason Robert Brown/Amanda Green
TV ANNOUNCER, spoken: Coleman cigarettes
The cigarettes that taste great and are so good for you, presents—
The Coleman Comedy Hour starring Buddy Young, Jr.
And featuring the Coleman Comedy Players:
Bobby Nichols
Lorraine King
And Joey Blaine
BOBBY: In the art of making fine TV
There is no rule immenser
Than in taking care to always be
On the right side of the censor
JOEY: We rehearse and sweat and study
For perfection we all strive
BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: But alas our boss is Buddy
LORRAINE: And holy *honk*, we're live!
BOBBY: He may change up a cue
He may crash through the set
And oh my *honk*, we're live!
LORRAINE: Will he talk about *honk*?
Well, it's anyone's bet
But what the *honk*, we're live!
JOEY: There is simply no predicting
What he'll say when he's on screen
LORRAINE: Little kids at home are watching
BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: So for *honk*'s sake, keep it clean!
BOBBY: Will he run through the crowd?
LORRAINE: Mention something taboo?
JOEY: Will he act like a chimp that escaped from the zoo?
BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY: There's just no telling what that *honk* will do
But he'll make you laugh and how
And here's that crazy *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*
Live…
Right…
JOEY, spoken: And now your host
LORRAINE, spoken: The kamikaze of comedy
BOBBY, spoken: Mr. Saturday Night
BOBBY, LORRAINE & JOEY, spoken: Buddy Young, Jr.!