Lyrics: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Music: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg
Rosie: Sounds like you really could do
With a little reminder of who you're talking to
An honest woman, always there to lend an ear
I dealt with you fairly, been patient, it's true
But remember, my "deer"..., you're in my zoo!
Don't you forget
You are my pet!
I say when to sit and stay, roll over or go fetch
Don't you forget
There's no way out!
You're a debtor till the day you settle your account
Alastor: I've served you faithfully for an age
Obeyed demands, contained my rage
Went off the air for years on your behalf
Rosie: I know, and you're so kind!
Alastor: And since you made me disappear
My name inspires much less fear
The least that you can do is fix my staff
Rosie: In due time
Sing along, dear, you know the words
Rosie: Don't you forget
Alastor: I won't forget
Rosie: You are my pet
Alastor: Yours since we met
Rosie & Alastor: I say when to sit and stay, play ball or just play dead
Rosie: Don't you forget
Alastor: I'm in your net
Rosie: The coop can't be flown!
Alastor: At least not yet...
Rosie: The moves you make are mine and mine alone!
Rosie & Alastor: Looks like you'll have to do this on your own!
Alastor: Fine!
Programming: Keith Horn
Keyboard: Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft
Drums: Sergio da Silva
Mastering Engineer: Nathan Dantzler
Piano: George Luton
Vocals: Amir Talai/Hazbin Hotel/Leslie Kritzer
Mixing Engineer: Andrew Maury