An American Soldier, Act II Scene 1: Kandahar (Marcum, Danny, Soldiers)

Music: Huang Ruo MARCUM Fall in, Ladies Form up on me, Girls!
“Pinkton?” Are you pink? Like queer, boy?
PINKTON No, Sergeant!
MARCUM Parker? Where you from?
PARKER West Virginia, Sergeant!
MARCUM You like ****ing your sister?
PARKER I do not, Sarge!
MARCUM So you’d rather bone your cousin. Washington? Your mother a whore?
WASHINGTON My mama is not, Sergeant!
MARCUM Then she’s a welfare queen. Carter. Nice glasses.
CARTER Thank you, Sergeant!
MARCUM Like to look pretty?
CARTER I ... I …
MARCUM Like to take it up the ass?
CARTER No, Sergeant, I do not!
MARCUM Rather suck d**k, huh?
DANNY Private Chen Reporting for duty Sergeant!
MARCUM Where’s your helmet?
DANNY In the barracks, sergeant I’ll go back and --
MARCUM What’s your name?
DANNY Private Chen, Sergeant.
MARCUM Chen? What army is this?
DANNY The American army, sergeant.
MARCUM And you’re a disgrace, Unfit for duty! A p***y, A dragon lady! You from China?
DANNY Chinatown, New York, Sergeant!
MARCUM A smart-ass too. Pick up that sandbag!
DANNY Sergeant!