Lyrics: Michael Mahler/Alan Schmuckler
Music: Michael Mahler/Alan Schmuckler
(Izzy:
I thought earth ponies were the pony ladder’s bottom rung
I heard that pegasi were brutes you’d hate to be among
You smell like fishes
You’re vicious
I bet you eat your young!
Meet any one of you,
The thing to do is Run away!
But although I know we’re all bunch of different breeds
Take away our wings and horns
And we’re just frightened steeds
So let’s put aside our differences
Cause what we need’s a win
Oh oh oh
Come on,
Rip out all the pages of your history books
Just because we’re undercover,
Doesn’t mean we’re crooks.
When we walk you through the crowd and give your brand new looks a spin!
You’re gonna fit right in!
(Hitch:
This is a new low
It’s never gonna work!
They taught us unicorns were super scary maniacs
With horns like razors
And tongues like tasers
And teeth like tacks
They take your hooves and then they grind them into midnight snacks
The basic gist of it is unicorns are NOT OKAY!
(Sunny：
Look,
I know we’re risking everything for this endeavor
Bit look at us we’re brave and strong and weird and clever
Plus closer to the finish than we’ve ever,ever been
Oh oh oh
So we’d better take a leap and put our faith in you
Get our crafty on with Sparkles,Tape and Superglue
Cos we’re running out of options and we’re desperate to begin
You’re gonna fit right in
(Hitch:
Of you say so…
(Sunny&Izzy
You’re gonna fit right in~
(Izzy:
I know you will
Now watch and learn
This is how a unicorn walks
Walks!
This is how a unicorn talks
Talks!
This is how a unicorn hoops
Hoops！
This is how a unicorn oops
Oops！
(Starscout:
This is how a unicorn struts
Oh!
Watch us shake our unicorn butts
Now you’re in the unicorn know
Whoa
Soon you’ll be a unicorn pro!
Oh…
(Izzy:
A unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride
It’s the more-head on your forehead
It’s the source of your pride
Ev’ry unicorn who’s born has worn a horn that’s unique
So I’ll whip them up as we speak
You’ll be looking tres magnifique
We’ll fake a phony protrusion to make a bony illusion
It’s not the perfect solution
But the world’s not big on inclusion
And with those rocks in our pockets
We’ll reap the reward
And folks’ll be floored !
We’ll strike a new chord
Our magic restored!
Lately,all Equestrian has lost its heart,
But if we can help to find it,
We should play our part
If we fail,
we’ll go to prison
but if not,
we’ll start to grin.
So let’s begin!
We’re gonna fit right in!
We’re gonna fit right in!
We’re gonna fit right in!
We’re gonna fit right in!
This is how a unicorn walks
This is how a unicorn talks
Now you’re looking unicorn strong!
This is how a unicorn ends this song