Lyrics: Molly Grace Zeytoonian
Music: Molly Grace Zeytoonian
She’s so pretty I get nervous when she walks herself on by
When she flashes me those hazel greens I breathe out butterflies
The way she’s looking at me, I feel so goddamn alive
Will she be mine? She’s got to be mine
Her voice is soft like springtime, talking to me nice and sweet
Her body is a flower, teach me about the birds and bees
Branches swaying in the breeze, she’s knocked me off my feet
I want to be just her and me, now
So, lady, lady won’t you bring yourself real close to me?
Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen
Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean
When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be
Boys on boys on boys stay lining up and down my block
They’ll say just about anything, they talk, and talk, and talk, and talk
Well, they can talk until they’re blue cause I know just what I want
I want myself a lady who can rock me around the clock, ow
Lady, lady won’t you bring yourself real close to me?
Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen
Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean
When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be
Alright, New York, how we feeling?
Great!
You’re about to be feeling even better because I’m about to introduce you to these beautiful boys behind me
We’re gonna start over here to my left, your right
With Gert Arwood
Now here’s a fun fact about Gert
He makes his own music, he has his own band
Gert Arwood and the Centennials, you better find his Instagram after this
Yes, cheer!
But when Gert is on this stage, he’s mine, okay?
So, Gert, if you would so kindly please
Want to show off a little bit for the crowd
Ooh, something slight
You’re nuts
Now moving over here
The man whose curls rival only my own
We’ve got the gorgeous, the tasteful, the guitar hero himself
Jacob Hoekwater
Jacob, do a little something
Give it up for Jacob
Oh my God
Now, he’s right behind me, isn’t he
We’ve got the eye candy
The heart and soul of this whole operation
Tierney, show off for us, Tierney
Give it up for my amazing band
Yeah, they rock
Okay, now are there any queer people in the room?
Yeah, yeah, I know
Well here’s a little something about me
And there are people that I knew in high school here
So they can attest, they can vouch
Something about me is that I didn’t know I was queer until I got to college
In fact, I got around in middle school and high school, okay
Hello, I dated the entire improv troupe
But then, I got to college
And I was like, oh, let’s switch teams
But as I said I had a lot of boyfriends
And I’ll name em
Do you wanna hear?
There was Tommy, and Sammy, and Connor, Matt, and James
But my lady’s loving, it puts them all to shame
She shook me and woke me from twenty years of sleep
Now I know one thing’s for sure, my lady’s never going to leave
Real close to me
Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen
Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean
When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be
Sing! Lady, lady, lady, lady
(Lady, lady, lady, lady)
Lady, lady, lady, lady
(Lady, lady, lady, lady)
Lady, lady, lady, lady
(Lady, lady, lady, lady)
Lady, lady, lady, lady
(Lady, lady, lady, lady)