Lyrics: Lee Gizon
Music: Lee Gizon
Have you done a pee pee?
Have you done a wee wee?
Have you done a number one?
Thank you for the present, oh what fun!
What have you got for me?
It's a catastrophe! A nappy catastrophe!
Have you done a poo poo?
Have you done a doo doo?
Have you done a number two?
Thank you for the present, oh oh you!
What have you got for me? It's a catastrophe! A nappy catastrophe!
It's Saturday night, I'm sat in my favourite chair
I smell a funny scent in the air
I come over to investigate
Why? Why?
Why have you done this to me?
I'm your daddy!
Have you done a?
Have you done a?
Have you done a?
Explosion?
Have you done a
Implosion?
What have you got for me?