Lyrics: Johnny Pierce
Music: Johnny Pierce
I mixed my reds with my whites, now I’m pink all over,
My shirt’s a rainbow, my jeans got no cover.
The dryer’s singin’ like it’s on a show,
And my socks disappeared — where did they go?!
Oh no, it’s laundry day again,
The washing machine’s my only friend!
Bubbles flyin’, colors collide,
I’m just tryin’ to keep my pride!
Iron burned my sleeve, I’m smokin’ hot — literally,
My cat jumped in, now he smells like lavender, see?
Neighbors laughin’ at the windowpane,
Guess I’ll wear pajamas — it’s fashion again!
Oh no, it’s laundry day again,
The washing machine’s my only friend!
Bubbles flyin’, colors collide,
I’m just tryin’ to keep my pride!
Maybe next week I’ll just buy new clothes,
‘Cause this chaos — nobody knows!
If clean means crazy, then that’s my brand,
A walking detergent ad — ain’t life grand!
Oh yeah, it’s laundry day again,
But I’ve learned to love the spin!
Colorful mess, my kinda trend,
Guess I’ll wear my fails till the very end!