Lyrics: Putnam
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You volunteer for charity work-you're gay
You care about the environment-you're gay
You're a ballet dancer-you're gay
You're a cake decorator-you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay
You subscribe to honcho-you're gay
You go to fashion shows-you're gay
You love playing hacky sack-you're gay
You go to poetry readings-you're gay
Y-O-U-R-E-G-A-Y, you're gay