Music: Casey Baer/Sophie Simmons/Rhys Clarstedt/Rasmus Budny
I thought a lot about boys in school
But they don't tell you that they're Fvcking cruel
And anytime you try to do what they do
Then they all hate you and the girls do, too
They mark you with that scarlet letter
Please tell me the nect chapter's better
All the good ones are on different planet
I'm stuck here with Hamlet
This is kinda tragic
R-I-P to my love life
No one told me that love died
I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying
No one told me that love died
Replaced it with subscriptions
And maybe some prescriptions
R-I-P to my love life
I'll try again in my next life
All I got from my ex-boyfriend was some PTSD
Guess the joke's on me
I told myself that I would swear off men
'Cause every time I don't, it's a slippery slope
I might just be alone forever
At this point, anything is better
But I'm okay, there's no need to panic
It's just a bit traumatic
What is? Uh, you know, just living
R-I-P to my love life
No one told me that love died
I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying
No one told me that love died
Replaced it with subscriptions
And maybe some prescriptions
R-I-P to my love life
I'll try again in my next life
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
R-I-P to my love life
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
R-I-P to my love life
Hit me and crash landed
Feeling is so alien to me
Made out like a bandit
What the hell's the matter with me?
Hit me and crash landed
Feeling is so alien to me
Made out like a bandit
What the hell's the matter with me?
R-I-P to my love life
No one told me that love died
I'm done with Tinder, I'm done with trying
No one told me that love died
Replaced it with subscriptions
And maybe some prescriptions
R-I-P to my love life
I'll try again in my next life
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
R-I-P to my love life