Lyrics: Jack Stauber Music: Jack Stauber Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you Baby flatline, still time to do it too (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby snack time, chow down to earth But in your head she’s a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her okay (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (-old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (-o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (-o-o-old) (Hotline!) (No, uh, I’ll try again though) Baby Hotline, please dial nine to get out! No flatline, what were you scared about? (Ha-ha-ha!) Baby sat by and felt the wind At least I called her a Hoarder of quarters And no boundary boredom-dom Boundary boredom! I contend that your drinking eye has never opened I insist somebody will die and I hate hoping Wishing that the pills let you cry and I hate coping Someday I will go back outside and see her okay (For a while) (While, oh) (Hahahahahaha…) (For a while) (While, oh) (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (-old) (Hotline!) My line is getting cold! (-o-o-old) (Hotline!) Hung up and put on hold! (-o-o-old) (Hotline!) Numb, feel burning with haste And I’m realizing now it’s a terrible waste I feel numb, I feel burning with haste And I’m realizing now what a terrible waste I feel numb, I feel burning with haste And I’m realizing now it’s a terrible waste I feel numb, I feel burning with haste And I’m realizing now it’s a terrible waste I feel numb What a waste What a waste What a waste Sunbathe ’til morning time And your e-eyes will open wide (What a waste) Oh baby, nevermind To my si-ight, oh, run and hide I can say Oh, wrap it in with cinnamon (What about…) I’ve been dead Oh, wrap the trouble now (Ha ha!) I feel so good, you’re welcome (If you did it) Thinking bent, oh I won’t stay more anymore, oh I don’t even think about it Oh, you know I don’t Oh, you know I don’t Oh, you know I don’t Oh, you know I don’t I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh I hate hoping, oh I hate hoping, oh