Lyrics: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg Music: Sam Haft/Andrew Underberg It ' s not what Heaven is ... It ' s what it could be With new management in charge Like you , and you and me Once we get up there And snag that angelic throne Our unholy trinity could make their realm our own We ' ll pack up all their piety and redecorate Bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates Once we get up there Up to the promised land A hundred billion souls await our every command We ' re the biggest fish in Hell , how ' bout we upgrade the bowl ? It ' s time for growth , let ' s rule ' em both Take total control Think of all your dreams that could come true Even the wet ones ? - Yeah , those too Imagine what it could enable - For my label - Yes ! A heavenly host that bows to none but us I can have hot new angel sluts Tear off their wings and make them dresses And what ' s best is That dumb princess showed us the way To make those haloed cabronas pay And once we ' re gods I can ' t wait to say To everyone who doubted me , your doubting days are done You ' ll be cornered , trapped and tortured Then I ' ll end you just for fun Once we get up there The shining kingdom of God No more petty squabbles with the dead As we stroll the golden promenade What ' s an overlord to a deity ? They ain ' t got a prayer It ' ll be so nice in paradise With a splash of vice , they ' ll pay the price We ' ll rule the sky from up on high Once I - And I - And I - Get up there They ' re ****ed ! Programming: Keith Horn Keyboard: Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft Drums: Sergio da Silva Mastering Engineer: Nathan Dantzler Vocals: Christian Borle/Hazbin Hotel/Joel Perez/Lilli Cooper Mixing Engineer: Andrew Maury