Music: Katherine Mariko Zhang
I got dressed for this
I showered, and I put on makeup for this (yo, net; God, what the ****?)
I waxed my pussy, and I'm sore as shit
I can't even sit down (****)
You sandpapered my ****ing pussy
And you still couldn't even find my clit!
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
F-f-****ed up
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
F-f-****ed up
Looks so chadly, but smashes very badly (ew)
Bottom-up and khakis leaves my pussy sadly
Why me?
Feeling grimy when you're inside me
I'll finish myself off
I'll do it myself
Why'd I even make the drive?
Bushwick loser guy
Make me wanna unalive
Lose my number, no reply (no reply)
Lose my number, no reply (no reply)
(Do you have any lube?) That's ****ed up
(Um...) That's ****ed up
(How about a different position?) That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
(I'm not really feeling this) that's ****ed up
F-f-****ed up
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress
I'm just trying to bust one
Pussy on some dum dum
Mid-dick conundrum
I'm just trying to cum some
Um
I should leave, um
Uber please
Such a tease
All I got were deez
Nuts
Nuts
N-nuts
Nuts
Nuts
Nuts
That's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
(Interesting choice) that's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
(Okay) that's ****ed up
(That kinda hurts, uh) that's ****ed up
That's ****ed up
(Let's maybe stop) f-f-****ed up
Mid-dick, go off I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (okay)
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess (yeah)
More shit I'll suppress
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Pussy SOS (yeah)
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
Mid-dick, go off, I guess
More shit I'll suppress
Thanks for the bad dick, I guess
Jackhammering the **** out of my pussy
I'm gonna leave now, so
Bye!