Have you ever woken up
Not knowing where you were
Your body's sore and vision blur
You laying on the floor
Take a look around
Party was a blast
The room still spinning
Way too fast
Somebody please
Slow globe down
Wanna get up but afraid
To fall back down
I mean how?
Started casually drinking
And it escalated quickly
And I completely blacked out
So now....
Where is my phone and my clothes
Funky taste in my mouth
Like I licked somebody's toes
Ain't proud
So I'm trying to decide
To remember or forget
What happened last night
I'm afraid I just might
Regret it for the rest of my life
If my actions were embarrassing
Better not be online
Oh I swear
I'll never drink again
But my pants would catch on fire
If I knew where they went
And again (and again)
So hungover (so hungover)
Well too bad (well too bad)
Party's over (party's over)
I need help (I need help)
Please come over (please come over)
Bring some beer (bring some beer)
Start all over (start all over)
And again (and again)
So hungover (so hungover)
Well too bad (too bad)
Party's over (party's over)
I need help (I need help)
Please come over (please come over)
Bring some beer (bring some beer)
Start all over (start all over)
Bottles rolling on the floor
As I'm crawling to the door
I really cannot stand
Sight of liquor anymore
I really cannot stand
This is not a metaphor
I really wish there were
Some sort of magic cure
To sober up, tried throwing up
It didn't help at all
We should have stopped
When sun came up
But we kept drinking more
Perhaps it's time to give it up
This isn't fun at all
Who am I kidding though
I'm off to liquor store
This quest is so much harder
Than brining ring to Mordor
I'm coasting through the corridor
Lift takes me to the ground floor
Now outside, the sun so bright
I'm wearing shades to dim the light
I try so hard to look alright
But dripping like IV with sweat
(sigh)
Really need a cigarette
I haven't quite figured yet
What booze should I get
I don't wanna drink alone
Better call my friend Paul
Best hangover cure
Is drink more alcohol
And again (and again)
So hungover (so hungover)
Well too bad (well too bad)
Party's over (party's over)
I need help (I need help)
Please come over (please come over)
Bring some beer (bring some beer)
Start all over (start all over)
And again (and again)
So hungover (so hungover)
Well too bad (too bad)
Party's over (party's over)
I need help (I need help)
Please come over (please come over)
Bring some beer (bring some beer)
Start all over (start all over)