MARVIN: Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this
Goodness, Trina, I am relieved
Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this
Thank you, Trina, I have received
Your new-sent wedding invitations!
They are...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Pseudo-romantic and sick!
MARVIN: You say you'll...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Love him until you both die!
MARVIN: You die on...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: May 27th at eight!
WHIZZER: He has lost his mind
Marvin is not so uncouth
Marvin is not so unkind
TRINA: Mendel plans to rub my back
Mendel's not a maniac
And he's sweet
And he's warm
And he loves me so
MARVIN: Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?
Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes
Really, Trina, this is ridiculous
Jesus, Trina, how I despise
Your need for stupid conversation!
You are...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Trying to ruin my sleep!
MARVIN: I'm sure you...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Chose him to make me look bad!
MARVIN: How could you...
MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, AND JASON: Ever deny what we had?
TRINA AND WHIZZER: We had fights and games
Marvin called us funny names
Marvin always played the clown
MENDEL: Marvin acts like he's untrained
Marvin, I am so ashamed
TRINA AND WHIZZER: And he's sweet
And he's mean
WHIZZER: Do I love him?
No.
MARVIN: I am so dumb
WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, AND JASON/MRVIN: Dumb. Dumb. Dumb! Dumb! / Dumb-