Music: Andrew Gower/James Webster/Liam Morson/David Gleave/Graham Bennett
When they say that you're a Champagne Socialist
Or do yo do this on the weekend too?
Because I see you trying to make the most of this
The Champagne Socialist in you
You must have met me in a haze
I'm another fall out guy
Another cancel culture case
And now you act like Mrs May
I see you running through a cornfield on a lovely summers day
It's on a lovely summers day
Let's go to the voting booth you want it so bad
Let's go create an argument with your Mum and Dad
You're so apologetic to the new latest fad
You're so mad.
When they say that you're a Champagne Socialist
But do you do this on the weekend too?
Because I see you trying to make the most of this
The Champagne Socialist in you
And all of the room gets excited
When all of the people are fighting for space
All of your friends get excited
When all of the people are frightened to say
What they say
So they all say the same
Lets go
Now they're calling you a Dame
So you tag yourself in pictures so the world it knows your name
But they won't say it to your face
You're a glorious disaster
Hope you sink without a trace
How much do they pay?
Let's go to the voting booth you want it so bad
Let's go create an argument with your Mum and Dad
You're so apologetic to the new latest fad
You're so mad
When they say that you're a Champagne Socialist
But do you do this on the weekend too?
Because I see you trying to make the most of this
The Champagne Socialist in you
And all of the room gets excited
When all of the people are fighting for space
And all of your friends get excited
When all of the people are frightened to say
What they say
So they all drink
champagne
champagne
champagne
champagne
champagne