Lyrics: Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman Music: Marc Shaiman/Scott Wittman Hey little girl with the cash to burn Well I'm selling somthing you won't return Hey little girl take me off the shelf 'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself Once you've browsed through the whole selection Shake those hips in my direction A prettier package you never did see Take me home and then unwrap me Shop around but little darling I've got to be The ladies' choice (Ladies' choice) The ladies' choice Hey little girl looking for a sale (Hey little girl looking for a sale) Test drive this American male (Test drive this American male) It's gonna take cash to fill my tank (It's gonna take cash to fill my tank) So let's crack open your piggy bank (So let's crack open your piggy bank) Hey little girl you're window shopping I got something traffic stopping Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree I'm the ladies' choice (Ladies' choice) Ladies' choice Wow~! Hey little girl on a spending spree I don't come cheap but the kisses come free On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree Oh~ Hey little girl listen to my plea I come with a lifetime guarantee One day maybe we'll find a baby makes three It's the ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice The ladies' choice I'm the ladies' choice choice choice I'm the ladies' choice.