KELLY, spoken: Are you alright?
MYRTLE, spoken: No, I'm not
KELLY, spoken: Come, stop that
Pull yourself together
Play the shit out of it
DAVID, spoken: Oh, you two conflict with each other
It's a long road and there's miles to go
SARAH: This silly world we're living for
Can disappear in the matter of a minute
Don't get your hopes up anymore
Life is thin
MAURICE, spoken: I'm not mad at you
SARAH: The pyramids are a house of cards
A cathedral, a comic-strip novella
The Empire State Building, toothpick shards
Life is thin
MYRTLE, spoken: What are you doing, talking to your pictures?
MAURICE, spoken: Where were you today?
I've been home for hours, I missed you
MYRTLE, spoken: Marty, don't
I wanna tell you something
MAURICE, spoken: Is it the еnd of the world?
MYRTLE, spoken: No
MAURICE, spoken: Okay, what is it?
MYRTLE, spoken: I'm not good enough for you
MAURICE, spoken: You're not good еnough for me?
But Virginia, I love you
You're my inspiration
MYRTLE, spoken:No, Marty, don't
I don't love you
MAURICE, spoken: Okay, okay, what's the problem?
MYRTLE, spoken: I've met someone else
MAURICE, spoken: Okay
MYRTLE, spoken: Oh, **** it, I can't do it, I can't
I can't
MAURICE, spoken: What?
MYRTLE, spoken: I just wanna be funny, argh
MAURICE, spoken: You are funny
MYRTLE, spoken: Not funny, then, I wanna be different
MAURICE, spoken: Well, you're different
MYRTLE, spoken: I'll say that
You don't know what the hell you're talking about
MAURICE, spoken: I don't
SARAH: It's over before ya know it
It's over even before ya blow it
You're welcome and thanks for coming
Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you
MYRTLE, spoken: I went to see my first husband today
SARAH: And now
MAURICE, spoken: Ah, well, what's new?
SARAH: You're in
MAURICE, spoken: Is he still interesting?
Is he still attractive?
Is he a disappointment?
No, I guess not
Well, that's normal
MYRTLE, spoken: You don't know what you're talking about
MAURICE, spoken: I don't know what I'm talking about?
MYRTLE, spoken: I want you to know
MAURICE, spoken: Why?
MYRTLE, spoken: Um, 'cause I don't want to be with you anymore
MAURICE, spoken: Well, good reason!
I am not good, thrilling ex-husband
So if you promise to stay with me, I'll get you an escort
SARAH: It's over before ya know it
MYRTLE, spoken: I'm trying to be honest with you
SARAH: It's over even before ya blow it
You're welcome and thanks for coming
Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you
MYRTLE, spoken: Well, you don't know me
MAURICE, spoken: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
SARAH: And now
MAURICE, spoken: I don't know you?
SARAH: You're in
MAURICE, spoken: Ha ha
I don't know you
MYRTLE, spoken: God, you said it again
MAURICE, spoken: I said what again?
MYRTLE, spoken: "You don't know me"
MAURICE, spoken: Virginia
MYRTLE, spoken: What?
MAURICE, spoken: Virginia, do you know what love means?
It means cooking dinner
It means loving my photographs
It means talking to me
MYRTLE, spoken: I'd love to be funny with you
Oh, I'd love to be devoted to your photographs
I'd like to be interested
MAURICE, spoken: Well, it's simple
MYRTLE, spoken: No, it's something I had and I lost and it's gone
God, I was always happy!
I was full of laughs, and I liked people!
I had a lot of energy
Hey, you want me to tell you the truth, listen to this
When I was seventeen, I dated every night
MAURICE, spoken: Virginia, I love you
MYRTLE, spoken: I would ride on the back of motorcycles
I'd hold on tight
We had fun!
I made love in parked cars
I held my boyfriend's hand, I kissed him on the street
I wasn't afraid of anything
I drank beer and booze
MAURICE, spoken: Hey, I'll get you a ****ing drink
MYRTLE, spoken: No, you're not listening to me
MAURICE, spoken: You—
MAURICE, as MARTY, slaps MYRTLE, as VIRGINIA: Huh?
SARAH: This silly world we're living for
Can all explode in the heat of the moment
Don't get your hopes up, be a bore
'Cause life is thin
MYRTLE, spoken: Don't slug me
SARAH: An eyelash bat can be a mortal blow
Flick of an ash, a forest fire raging
Upon the lake you see the sparkling snow
But the ice is breaking
MYRTLE, spoken: Guys loved me
MAURICE, spoken: I was very much in love with you, Virginia
MYRTLE, spoken: Ah, when, when was that?
What time of year was that, please, that I—
MAURICE, spoken: You don't get to me
MYRTLE, spoken: Ah
MAURICE, spoken: You wanna get to me, well, you don't get to me
There is no way for you to get to me
You wanna get drunk? Go ahead
You wanna get high? Go ahead
You wanna **** some guy? Go ahead
That is not my problem
MYRTLE, spoken: God, what a mess I am, I'm begging again, ha ha
I'm sorry, what are we fighting about?
MAURICE, spoken: You wanna be young again, is that it?
MYRTLE, spoken: Marty—
MAURICE, as MARTY, slaps MYRTLE, as VIRGINIA, who crumples on the floor and doesn't get up.
SARAH: This silly world we're living for
Can expire in a fraction of a second
Don't get your hopes up, that's for sure
Life is thin
DAVID, spoken: What happened?
MANNY, spoken: I don't know
DAVID, spoken: Well, is she hurt?
What is it?
LEO, spoken: You better get out there, she's getting up
MAURICE, spoken: Manny, she needs help, can I call a doctor?
MANNY, spoken: No
MAURICE, spoken: Please?
MANNY, spoken: She signals us, we'll get the curtain in
MAURICE, spoken: Ooh, you alright?
I was just calling a doctor
MYRTLE, spoken: Don't be afraid
I love you
MAURICE, spoken: You love me
MYRTLE, spoken: I love you, I have always loved you
You're a wonderful actor, Maurice
Though we must never forget that this is only a play!
MAURICE, spoken: Oh
SARAH: It's over before ya know it
It's over even before ya blow it
You're welcome and thanks for coming
Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you
MANNY, spoken: That was wonderful you told everyone Maurice is just an actor!
SARAH: And now
MANNY, spoken: And what they were watching is a play
Bravo!
SARAH: You're in