KELLY, spoken: Are you alright? MYRTLE, spoken: No, I'm not KELLY, spoken: Come, stop that Pull yourself together Play the shit out of it DAVID, spoken: Oh, you two conflict with each other It's a long road and there's miles to go SARAH: This silly world we're living for Can disappear in the matter of a minute Don't get your hopes up anymore Life is thin MAURICE, spoken: I'm not mad at you SARAH: The pyramids are a house of cards A cathedral, a comic-strip novella The Empire State Building, toothpick shards Life is thin MYRTLE, spoken: What are you doing, talking to your pictures? MAURICE, spoken: Where were you today? I've been home for hours, I missed you MYRTLE, spoken: Marty, don't I wanna tell you something MAURICE, spoken: Is it the еnd of the world? MYRTLE, spoken: No MAURICE, spoken: Okay, what is it? MYRTLE, spoken: I'm not good enough for you MAURICE, spoken: You're not good еnough for me? But Virginia, I love you You're my inspiration MYRTLE, spoken:No, Marty, don't I don't love you MAURICE, spoken: Okay, okay, what's the problem? MYRTLE, spoken: I've met someone else MAURICE, spoken: Okay MYRTLE, spoken: Oh, **** it, I can't do it, I can't I can't MAURICE, spoken: What? MYRTLE, spoken: I just wanna be funny, argh MAURICE, spoken: You are funny MYRTLE, spoken: Not funny, then, I wanna be different MAURICE, spoken: Well, you're different MYRTLE, spoken: I'll say that You don't know what the hell you're talking about MAURICE, spoken: I don't SARAH: It's over before ya know it It's over even before ya blow it You're welcome and thanks for coming Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you MYRTLE, spoken: I went to see my first husband today SARAH: And now MAURICE, spoken: Ah, well, what's new? SARAH: You're in MAURICE, spoken: Is he still interesting? Is he still attractive? Is he a disappointment? No, I guess not Well, that's normal MYRTLE, spoken: You don't know what you're talking about MAURICE, spoken: I don't know what I'm talking about? MYRTLE, spoken: I want you to know MAURICE, spoken: Why? MYRTLE, spoken: Um, 'cause I don't want to be with you anymore MAURICE, spoken: Well, good reason! I am not good, thrilling ex-husband So if you promise to stay with me, I'll get you an escort SARAH: It's over before ya know it MYRTLE, spoken: I'm trying to be honest with you SARAH: It's over even before ya blow it You're welcome and thanks for coming Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you MYRTLE, spoken: Well, you don't know me MAURICE, spoken: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha SARAH: And now MAURICE, spoken: I don't know you? SARAH: You're in MAURICE, spoken: Ha ha I don't know you MYRTLE, spoken: God, you said it again MAURICE, spoken: I said what again? MYRTLE, spoken: "You don't know me" MAURICE, spoken: Virginia MYRTLE, spoken: What? MAURICE, spoken: Virginia, do you know what love means? It means cooking dinner It means loving my photographs It means talking to me MYRTLE, spoken: I'd love to be funny with you Oh, I'd love to be devoted to your photographs I'd like to be interested MAURICE, spoken: Well, it's simple MYRTLE, spoken: No, it's something I had and I lost and it's gone God, I was always happy! I was full of laughs, and I liked people! I had a lot of energy Hey, you want me to tell you the truth, listen to this When I was seventeen, I dated every night MAURICE, spoken: Virginia, I love you MYRTLE, spoken: I would ride on the back of motorcycles I'd hold on tight We had fun! I made love in parked cars I held my boyfriend's hand, I kissed him on the street I wasn't afraid of anything I drank beer and booze MAURICE, spoken: Hey, I'll get you a ****ing drink MYRTLE, spoken: No, you're not listening to me MAURICE, spoken: You— MAURICE, as MARTY, slaps MYRTLE, as VIRGINIA: Huh? SARAH: This silly world we're living for Can all explode in the heat of the moment Don't get your hopes up, be a bore 'Cause life is thin MYRTLE, spoken: Don't slug me SARAH: An eyelash bat can be a mortal blow Flick of an ash, a forest fire raging Upon the lake you see the sparkling snow But the ice is breaking MYRTLE, spoken: Guys loved me MAURICE, spoken: I was very much in love with you, Virginia MYRTLE, spoken: Ah, when, when was that? What time of year was that, please, that I— MAURICE, spoken: You don't get to me MYRTLE, spoken: Ah MAURICE, spoken: You wanna get to me, well, you don't get to me There is no way for you to get to me You wanna get drunk? Go ahead You wanna get high? Go ahead You wanna **** some guy? Go ahead That is not my problem MYRTLE, spoken: God, what a mess I am, I'm begging again, ha ha I'm sorry, what are we fighting about? MAURICE, spoken: You wanna be young again, is that it? MYRTLE, spoken: Marty— MAURICE, as MARTY, slaps MYRTLE, as VIRGINIA, who crumples on the floor and doesn't get up. SARAH: This silly world we're living for Can expire in a fraction of a second Don't get your hopes up, that's for sure Life is thin DAVID, spoken: What happened? MANNY, spoken: I don't know DAVID, spoken: Well, is she hurt? What is it? LEO, spoken: You better get out there, she's getting up MAURICE, spoken: Manny, she needs help, can I call a doctor? MANNY, spoken: No MAURICE, spoken: Please? MANNY, spoken: She signals us, we'll get the curtain in MAURICE, spoken: Ooh, you alright? I was just calling a doctor MYRTLE, spoken: Don't be afraid I love you MAURICE, spoken: You love me MYRTLE, spoken: I love you, I have always loved you You're a wonderful actor, Maurice Though we must never forget that this is only a play! MAURICE, spoken: Oh SARAH: It's over before ya know it It's over even before ya blow it You're welcome and thanks for coming Yes, I've patiently been waiting for you MANNY, spoken: That was wonderful you told everyone Maurice is just an actor! SARAH: And now MANNY, spoken: And what they were watching is a play Bravo! SARAH: You're in