Lyrics: Brendan Blaber
Music: Erin Blaber
WAKE UP!
You've got a lot to do today
Feel proud and wipe your eyes, 'cause hey-
Stifle the yawn, stayed up 'till dawn
Let's see what you've been workin' on...
IT'S GONE!!!
Keep in mind, the DEADLINE is closing in...
You're byline, the headline, they're in the bin
Uncompleted
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
You'll have to work and crunch 'til dawn 'til you die!
Cut out the corners, cross the t's and dot the i's
Whip out the white-out but keep it in good taste
Just so that no one will
Ever know it's defaced...
(Ooh) (Ooh)
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ALL RIGHT!
Group project work may bury you
Maybe your team can carry you?
Sent 'em a text, you're feelin' vexed
Ask your partners what you should do next
AW HECK!
The group chat, unread, well that's no good
They tell you
Well, we thought 'you' would!
At a party
Never started..
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
You always work and crunch 'til dawn til you die!
And then these lazy louses leave you out to dry!?
To them, expendable, you're just a good grade
They took exhaustion and, they replaced it with RAGE
Go to your happy place...
New project now, it's your revenge...
Obsessed with thoughts of offing them-
-But no.
Why settle for sealing those snakes in a hearse...
When you could do something that's so much
Worse?
Slap their wrists and
Break the system
Let's get it done!
Email the supervisor, get 'em expelled
They act like devils, well it's time to give 'em hell
Leak the receipts and then you tank GPAs
If you go out then you'll go in a glorious blaze
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