Lyrics: Elsa Søllesvik/Pele Loriano/Teodora Spiric/Tom Oehler
Music: Elsa Søllesvik/Pele Loriano/Teodora Spiric/Tom Oehler
Oh my God, we should do another song
But we already say bye-bye-bye
But it's christmas!
So you wanna wrote a song about Jesus Christ?
Or Santa Claus
Or his wife?
Who the hell is Santa's wife?
She the baddest, she a savage
She make the best cookies ever, she no average
Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad b***h
Every kid got a gift 'cause she planned shit
Not the face of the campaign but she's the brain
Ain't no side dish, honey, cuz she's the main
So, she really has a seat at the table?
No, she ate (Oh!)
She left no crumbs on the plate
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (D**k!)
List, sh-she's got a long list
She says
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go
She's not goodie, she's a baddie
Everybody knows her addy
Not a mommy, call her daddy
Sorry? Daddy, Sorry? Daddy
There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (List!)
Yeah, I was getting to that
She says
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go
Christmas, tree
Snow man, glee
Reindeer, neigh
Gertrude, sleigh
One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe
Hoe, hoe, hoe (No, no)
Hoe, hoe, hoe (Not like that)
It kinda sounds a little like
Like what?
Like, never mind...
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (C**t!)
Are you ****ing kidd—
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it ****ing snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the ****ing show, one, two, three, let's go
To the North Pole!