Lyrics: Joe Iconis Music: Joe Iconis [BROOKE] Picked out a costume for tonight Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight You can kinda see my business, but I'll act like I don't know Who-a-a-ow! [JAKE] I got a condom [CHLOE] And a flask [RICH] I stole my older brother's Jason mask And I don't have a machete, but a loaf of bread will do - ow [KIDS] Ooo [JAKE, spoken] Who's ready for my Halloween party?! (sung) Everybody's got a red solo cup Fill it up, fill it up Hear the beer spill on the ground [KIDS] Everybody's all like "Sup?" "Yo man, sup?" "Let's catch up" "Let's smoke up" Look how many drinks I've downed Every single song's all like "Woop!" They're all "Woop!" We're like "Yup! Turn it up!" As we stumble to the sound 'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse To put our body through mad abuse Well, I might pass out, but it's alright 'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight! It's Halloween It's Halloween Crank the bass! It's Halloween Break a vase! It's Halloween Jello shots! It's Halloween Liver spots From Halloween (INSTRUMENTAL) Everybody's got a red solo cup Fill it up, fill it up Hear the beer spill on the ground Everybody's all like "Sup" "Yo man, sup?" "Let's catch up" "Let's smoke up" Look how many drinks I've downed Every single song's all like "Woop!" They're all "Woop!" We're like "Yup! Turn it up!" As we stumble to the sound 'Cause a Halloween party's a rad excuse To put your body through mad abuse And I might pass out, but it's alright 'Cause I'm Halloween partying hard tonight It's Halloween It's Halloween Before the kill screen hits the scene Gimme nicotine, Vaseline, mother****er, and gasoline! It's alright, 'cause tonight it's Halloween Whoa Whoa