Driving in my truck
Right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!!
Little do you know
I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this f*ck
With my BergentrΓΌck!
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!!
Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed
I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town :p
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!
Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants
Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!
Shit
Did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run :(
Was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns :0
What happens when they see my weed :(
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?
Alright, listen
I can't be arrested!
I'm like the mountain king or some shit in another universe!
And that deer has some powers!
I'm doing this world a favor
Please...
Don't lock me up?
I just saved the world
My thanks is 30 years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife :(
Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing kid (boy) to raise
I need her butterscotch pie
Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the f*cking soap
I just wanna go home :(
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!
K-Dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain
Also, f*ck Sans
And his convenience store
Running for my life
From this psychopath
Chase me in his car
Looks like my ass is grass
Think I'm gonna die
This is a hate crime
OH GOD HOLY SHI-
Well, that sucked
That dude's such a prick
But now that I'm dead
I'm that aura farming b*tch
Joke's on you
You sad wifeless dude
You should kill yourself
Oh no, not again!