Lyrics: Dustin Pfaff
Music: Dustin Pfaff
RAP BATTLE
Cupid vs Leprechaum vs Easter bunny
The Stupendium as Cupid
Freeced as Leprechaun
Littleflecks as Easter Bunny
Cupid：
Love is in the air
When I snipe a rabbit，tag and claim him
Captivate the little lad
Who's ransom lays in tax eavasion
Pass the paycheck
You 're no match for the matchmaker
Cause I rhyme gold
Show you tough love
IF YOU'RE AT THE END OF MY BOW！
Your fun is over
You got a porky adour and dress funny
I stay sober，I don't need your leaf clovers to get lucky
Who'd give you a chance？
You're a stupid little man
Last prom I saw you cry enough to go a river dance
What's up with the bunny
I thought you were known for multiplying
You're just a symbol that ended up leaving cults divided
Just play dead
I have to go run some errands
Cause you shouldn't lay eggs
I might've ****ed up your parents
Leprechaun：
You caught me in me pregame
So let me work me magic
I'll down me guinness and when there's a record
I'll scatch it
I always got the gold and keep it cash in hand
Green in me pot
It's calor gas
I'll smoke 'em of they try taxing that
Forget your picket fence
Marriages are im distress
Divorce rates are crazy 50/50
Cupid shits the bed
While you're flying around
Tryna fix the sobbing and mourning
I'm shouting another round
Until the top of the morning
I spend some time on Olympus
And Venus gave her love to me
So tell your mom she'll have to catch me
If she wants me to pay custody
And Thumper，as for you
I'll poot you like it's a magic show
My next batch of shoes
Will be going up the rabbit hole
If Jesus doesn't deal with you first
Then cross me rifle
All because you're prey to everyone
Don't mean you're in bible
Easter Bunny：
Stick your hands up
Put it back in the basket
Wait ，that's not an easter egg
The infant…caca'd his nappy
Man I don't need your gold but band the 24carrots
Or you're
Facing the wrath of
THE RABBIT THAT'S RAPPING RAPID！
Hey naked baby stop playing with lives there were dolls
Grabing them and smaking them together by their genitals
I spread cheer and love Without“conquering” people
This toddlers too busy going free willy
He forget about free will！
Lep's hair rose when the fair coated
Hare roasted Eros
I can tear open the air holes in both their throats without arrows
I'm no Saint but they give it up for the Easter Bunny
Lent free
For centuries it's been rabbit season ag best you're pity entries
Cupid：
You took Easter's meaning
And poot too many eggs in one basket
I'll have this cad buried and melted down in his casket
Lep，I gotta patch up all the new wounds that you open
Cause my shots make families yours leave them broken
Leprechaun：
Lad
You had to pick between your mom and your side piece
But I know just the thing to fix a poor broken psyche
Come on ，let down your wings have a pint and get in sunk
They say don't rhyme and drink but I rap better when I'm drunk！
Easter Bunny：
Don't touch me laper！
You ugly diseased spotty freak show
I'll sneak behind his rainbow and leave a pot of aveeno
I got Trix uo my sleeeve，know you got no luck and you're charmless
Have you heard the one about the lrishman that walked into my bars yet
Cupid：
IF you think I
dehuh
huawuhiever
dahuhuh
egehguhuve
ajiha
idibidaolaadad
Easter Bunny：
Oh！
I got …
SHOT…
Wow…
What is this feeling。
So lovey dovey and funny…
I think somebody switched up my jelly beans for some gummies
I've got a fluttering tummy
I'm seeing double and hazy
I got four feet，but you're four foot
I love a short king baby？
I want to wake up every day to your beautiful goblin mouth（no）
I'll turn my burrow into the caziest hobbit house
I see our seven bunny-dwarven children drinking guinness
Lemme put a candy ring on one of your surviving fingers！！！
【END】
Written by
Freshy Kanal
Snakebite126
Adamdrb
Littleflecks
Freeced
Leo Barqui
Lyndanva
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