Music: Wheeler Walker Jr./Ft. Worth Ferguson/Dixie Gillespie
Hey, b***h from New York City
With them fake California b*****s
I know you're waxed and vaxxed
But have you ever been smashed
To some old school Conway Twitty?
I know you got your man with the spray on tan
But you need to get your ass down south
Trade that shit up in the penthouse
For some shit down in the hen house
Have you ever been ****ed, ****ed, ****ed by a country boy?
Rammed, rammed, rammed by a redneck?
Spread, spread, spread by an inbred
Who's kinda got your daddy's voice?
If you've never been licked by a hick with a Hillbilly d**k
Or got a rash on your natch from some trailer trash
Then, girl, you need to get ****ed by a country boy
So head on down to Tennessee
****ed by a Country Boy
Fly down the map and let me show your flap
Some home cooked southern fried meat
We'll **** you like family
Have you ever been ****ed, ****ed, ****ed by a country boy?
Rammed, rammed, rammed by a redneck?
Spread, spread, spread by an inbred
Who's kinda got your daddy's voice?
If you've never been licked by a hick with a Hillbilly d**k
Or got a rash on your natch from some trailer trash
Then, girl, you need to get ****ed by a country boy
Girl, you could suck my D
While we watch the SEC
If that sounds good to you
It sure sounds great to me
Have you ever been ****ed, ****ed, ****ed by a country boy?
Rammed, rammed, rammed by a redneck?
Spread, spread, spread by an inbred
Who's kinda got your daddy's voice?
If you've never been licked by a hick with a Hillbilly d**k
Or got a rash on your natch from some trailer trash
Then, girl, you need to get ****ed by a country boy
Then, girl, you need to get ****ed by a country boy