BROOKE:
Picked out a costume for tonight
Made sure to get a size that was a lot too tight
You can kinda see my business
But I’ll act like I don’t know
Whoa
JAKE:
I got a condom
CHLOE:
And a flask
RICH:
I stole my older brother’s Jason mask
And I don’t have a machete
But a loaf of bread will do
Ooo
JAKE (spoken):
Who’s ready for my Halloween party?!
JAKE
Everybody’s got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
JAKE, BROOKE:
Everybody’s all like “Sup?”
JAKE, BROOKE, RICH:
“Yo man, sup?!”
JAKE, BROOKE:
Let’s catch up, let’s smoke up
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE:
Look at how many drinks I’ve downed
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE, RICH:
Every single song’s like “Whup,” they’re all “Whup!”
We’re like “Yup! Turn it up!”
As we stumble to the sound
JAKE, BROOKE, CHLOE, RICH, JENNA, AND OFF-STAGE VOICES:
‘Cause a Halloween party’s a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it’s alright
‘Cause I’m Halloween partying hard tonight
It’s Halloween
It’s Halloween
(JEREMY enters with THE SQUIP)
BROOKE (spoken):
Jeremy!
I was afraid you weren’t coming.
Did you get my messages?
THE SQUIP (spoken):
Play it off.
JEREMY (spoken):
Am I late? I didn’t even realize.
BROOKE (spoken):
What do you think of my costume?
I figured, you always see sexy cats, but no one ever goes as a sexy dog.
JEREMY (spoken):
Uh, it’s...
THE SQUIP (spoken):
Vague compliment.
JEREMY (spoken):
...original.
I mean, amazing.
Seriously.
I can’t believe I’m with a girl who looks like you.
BROOKE (spoken):
You need a drink.
ALL:
Crank the bass, it’s Halloween
Break a vase, it’s Halloween
Jello shots! It’s Halloween
Liver spots from Halloween
Everybody’s got a red Solo cup
Fill it up, fill it up
Hear the beer spill on the ground
Everybody’s all like “Sup?” “Yo man, sup?!”
Let’s catch up, let’s smoke up
Look at how many drinks I’ve downed
Every single song’s like “Whup,” they’re all “Whup!”
We’re like “Yup! Turn it up!”
As we stumble to the sound
‘Cause a Halloween party’s a rad excuse
To put your body through mad abuse
And I might pass out, but it’s alright
‘Cause I’m Halloween partying hard tonight
It’s Halloween
It’s Halloween