Lyrics: Zachary Pokres
Music: Zachary Pokres
[Intro]
Hey there partner, it's your boy:
Big Gay, aka spitoonwhore
Iโm on some cowboy shit tonight boy
YEEEEEEHAAAA
[Quick Rap]
Hey there little partner, do you know a barber
Needa get my tumbleweed trimmed up, for starters
My horse is getting fixed up, needa get my lips pucked
I'm having me a brodown, 'boutta get stuff-****ed
Piece of wheat in my teeth, imagine itโs a penis
Got my spurs on my feet, and I'm feeling like a heathen
Guzzling every bitta moonshine, now I'm barely breathin'
Tonight's gonna get me heated
[Slow Rap]
Looking at the pale moonlight
Wish I'd never took a beat alright
Thinkin' 'bout how my ass is so tight
Got my leather jeans ready to be clapped tonight
Jumpin on my horse, bareback
Gettinโ really wild, just relax
Boutta be a rodeo soon
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers gonna make me coom
[Verse]
Everybody gather round, everybody make a sound, everybody get aroused
โcuz tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
Everybody gather round, everybody make a sound, everybody get aroused
โcuz tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
[Bridge]
I just can't express how much I love me a good sexy cowboy
So lemme tell ya
(now ya know)
[Rap]
I be suckin' and ****inโ and lovin' drinkin' cum buckets
Rubbin' and tuggin' about - there's something ready to be cumming
Partner runnin', pulling guns and drink in pubs until the sunset
Lots of sexy kinda messy partners gonna test me: swallow
If you let me song is kinda catchy square dance it man
****in' ass, jumpin', I'm rappin'
He's rappin', slide into my dms
**** me really good, up and down like a seesaw
I'm about to cum like a donkey, we snore
Feel a little tuckered, booty feeling raw, and just a bit puckered
He whispered in my ear, you're the best lover
Never had a man cum like no other
I said, Mister Thighs, we continue to kiss
I never really had feelings like this
It was dark the whole time, so I got under the covers
The lights turned on, I was ****in' my brother
(YEEEEHAAAAA)
[Verse]
Everybody gather round, everybody make a sound, everybody get aroused
'cuz tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
Everybody gather round, everybody make a sound, everybody get aroused
'cuz tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
[Instrumental]
[Shout]
BRODOWN!